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  • You don't kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)

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    School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.
  • If your kids' school laptops are surveilled, they're surveilled by someone. Let's call that someone Joe. Joe is a person who took a low-paying job that lets him surveil your kids. Joe likes his job, because he gets to surveil your kids. He gets to turn on the camera and look in your kids' room. He gets to read the chat messages your kids send to their classmates.

    Your kids would be better off without Joe in their lives. Joe is not a source of security. Joe is not protecting your kids; Joe is a threat to them.

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    TIL that the term "marijuana" has a racist history, and meant to play off of anti-immigrant sentiments.
  • I'm gonna smoke me a Mary J. Wana
    Y'all ain't can stop me, I'm totally gonna
    Bake me a stoned like a sunny iguana
    I'm gonna smoke me a Mary J. Wana

    I'm gonna hash pipe to high me my head
    Mellow my jello from born until dead
    Teq' me no 'quila, no pills blue and red
    I'm gonna hash pipe to high me my head

    I'm gonna weed me some grassical pots
    Look you my dime bag 'cause that's what I gots
    Ain't gonna shoot me no heroin shots
    Just gonna weed me some grassical pots

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    How Telegram's Founder Pavel Durov Became a Culture War Martyr
  • “A story shared by Jack Dorsey, the founder of Twitter, uncovered that the current leaders of Signal, an allegedly ‘secure’ messaging app, are activists used by the US state department for regime change abroad,” Durov wrote on his own Telegram channel.

    In fact, the folks running Signal — notably Moxie Marlinspike and Meredith Whittaker — have a long history of effective security & privacy activism. Whittaker was one of the organizers of the Google Walkouts, one of the more effective pieces of tech worker activism in recent history. And Moxie has bumped heads with the US intelligence community more than once, and famously with the Saudis too.

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  • Vocals: Opie Narcs Guitar: Laddo Narcs Bass: Harry Narcs Keyboards: Fento Narcs Drums: Carl Narcs

    Explaining the joke

    The band members are named for narcotics. Opium, laudanum, heroin, fentanyl, carfentanil. Don't do 'em, kids!

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    blog.google Active North Korean campaign targeting security researchers

    Threat Analysis Group shares findings on a new campaign by North Korean actors targeting security researchers.

    > Similar to the previous campaign TAG reported on, North Korean threat actors used social media sites like X (formerly Twitter) to build rapport with their targets. In one case, they carried on a months-long conversation, attempting to collaborate with a security researcher on topics of mutual interest. After initial contact via X, they moved to an encrypted messaging app such as Signal, WhatsApp or Wire. Once a relationship was developed with a targeted researcher, the threat actors sent a malicious file that contained at least one 0-day in a popular software package.

    [...]

    > In addition to targeting researchers with 0-day exploits, the threat actors also developed a standalone Windows tool that has the stated goal of 'download debugging symbols from Microsoft, Google, Mozilla and Citrix symbol servers for reverse engineers.' The source code for this tool was first published on GitHub on September 30, 2022, with several updates being released since. On the surface, this tool appears to be a useful utility for quickly and easily downloading symbol information from a number of different sources. Symbols provide additional information about a binary that can be helpful when debugging software issues or while conducting vulnerability research. > > But the tool also has the ability to download and execute arbitrary code from an attacker-controlled domain. If you have downloaded or run this tool, TAG recommends taking precautions to ensure your system is in a known clean state, likely requiring a reinstall of the operating system.

    [...]

    > As part of our efforts to combat serious threat actors, TAG uses the results of our research to improve the safety and security of Google’s products. Upon discovery, all identified websites and domains are added to Safe Browsing to protect users from further exploitation. TAG also sends all targeted Gmail and Workspace users government-backed attacker alerts notifying them of the activity and encourages potential targets to enable Enhanced Safe Browsing for Chrome and ensure that all devices are updated.

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    Some folks in my area grow this plant. It seems really dangerous.

    Brugmansia produces anticholinergic toxins that can cause permanent neurological damage. It's closely related to the Datura genus, also known as jimsonweed, devil's snare, or loco weed.

    It's kinda pretty, but it baffles me that it's so popular as a front-yard ornamental plant. If your child or dog eats a flower from this plant, they will probably have a bad trip that they may never recover from.

    So why grow it? Are you sure nobody you care about will ever stick it in their mouth?

    No trolling. This actually baffles me.

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    markrosewater.tumblr.com Maro’s Teaser for Wilds of Eldraine

    Before previews for Wilds of Eldraine officially begin, I thought it would be fun to do another of my Duelist-style teasers where I give tiny hints of things to come. Note that I’m only giving you...

    First up, here are some things you can expect:

    • a new type of token (at least done as a cohesive theme)
    • a card that can activate to copy enchantments
    • Adventures on a new permanent type
    • an artifact that has two different artifact subtypes normally associated with artifact tokens
    • a creature type from Alpha gets a draft archetype
    • fairy tale Sagas
    • multiple legendary Foods
    • a new card with a lobotomy effect
    • a creature with two triggers, one for artifacts entering the battlefield and one for enchantments
    • a new mechanic that batches together three items that have been in the game since Alpha but never batched before

    Next, here are some rules text that will be showing up on cards:

    • “If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.”
    • “Look at the top twenty cards of your library.”
    • “it produces three times as much of that mana instead.”
    • “Sacrifice all Reflections you control.”
    • “Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with CARDNAME.”
    • “have base power and toughness 4/4 and flying.”
    • “exile up to one other non-Fox creature”
    • “Land creatures you control”
    • “Whenever you tap an untapped creature an opponent controls,”
    • “X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.”

    Here are some creature type lines from the set:

    • Creature – Mouse
    • Creature – Rabbit Unicorn
    • Creature – Faerie Shapeshifter
    • Creature – Elf Fox Knight
    • Creature – Giant Archer
    • Creature – Plant Wurm
    • Creature – Elemental Raccoon
    • Legendary Creature – Rat Noble
    • Legendary Creature – Vedalken Scout
    • Legendary Creature – Human Warlock Bard

    Finally, here are some names in the set:

    • Candy Grapple
    • Charming Scoundrel
    • Food Fight
    • Protective Parents
    • Scream Puff
    • Stroke of Midnight
    • A Tale for the Ages
    • Three Blind Mice
    • Three Bowls of Porridge
    • Up the Beanstalk
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    Just now, loading the page https://lemmy.world, I saw a different user's main page. The page loaded in light mode (I use dark) with the username of /u/froodloop in the top right. Then a moment later, it refreshed into my expected main page with my username in top right. This went past too quickly to get a screenshot, but it was reminiscent of some of the bugs that were happening in the old websocket code.

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    Here's one from almost a year ago that is still live today.

    If you have [[Muldrotha]] out, you should be able to cast a creature from your graveyard once per turn. But if you have a creature with Evoke in your graveyard — such as [[Mulldrifter]] — Arena allows you to repeatedly cast it for its Evoke cost. This shouldn't be allowed, since Evoke doesn't change the timing of when you're allowed to cast a spell.

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    I'm starting to notice spam accounts here — accounts that do nothing but post and crosspost links to low-quality or promotional websites.

    My inclination is to simply downvote and report each spam post, but this maybe generates a lot of mod queue activity for community moderators. And when an account is used for nothing but spam, presumably that would be better handled by admins banning the account than by each community moderator needing to respond individually to each spam post.

    And maybe by the time mods or admins get around to looking at the reports, they've already noticed the spam and responded to it directly.

    So — if you're a community moderator or an instance admin, what are your preferences for receiving reports of spam accounts? Is it worth it to you to get reports of spam posts, or messages pointing out a spammer account, or would you prefer that we just downvote, block, and move on?

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