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x4740N @lemm.ee

2 mo. ago • 95%

What inappropriate sounding names can you come up with ?

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Slartibartfast

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- Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
  
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  "Late?"
  "Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."
  
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As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:

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- Wong Wei
  
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  I found this place on vacation.
  
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Mulva

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- Nice to meet you, I'm George.
  
  ...welp, I gave it a shot.
  
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- DOLORES!
  
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Richard Head

Now find a good nickname for “Richard”

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- That's rich.
  
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  It's Dick.
  
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- I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
  
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Hugh Jass.

Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.

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- I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
  
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- There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
  
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Dickinson

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Incontinentia Buttocks.

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- She has a husband, you know...
  
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Fokje Modder

Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'

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Mike Ox-Long

Hugh Jass

Ben Dover

Mike Hawk
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- In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
  
  Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
  
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Margaret "Peg" M. Harder

Joy S. Cummings

Mona Little
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Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.

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5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you'll get all the names you will ever need

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Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.

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Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...

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Mike Hunt.

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- I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
  
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Jenny Talia.

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Harry Balzac

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Phil McRevis

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My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.

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Vaginia.

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I don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:

Pussy Bear
&
Dieter Wank

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Hugh Mungus

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Janus Hugh

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Hugh Jorgens

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- Hugh G. Rection
  
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Richard Trickle

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Dick Turner

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Fellatia

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In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.

The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:

Connie Lingus

The new airline's tag line? "We go out of our way to lick the competition."

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Mike Hawk

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Al Bendova

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Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)

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- Hey.
  
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Antone Kroc Wort

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- Hint: "Krock" sounds really similar to another word and "Wort" sounds like wart
  
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dunno. Cant think of any.

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Mike Litoris

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Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin

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Asanti Tea Drinker

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Hugh Dick

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