The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.
True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.
I feared Trump a lot less after Bush broke me. I fear another Trump less even. Younger, more idealistic me would vomit with disappointment in my shrugging and sighing instead of seething and yelling.
Sometimes I attend 12-step meetings again for social reasons or friendly support or job hunting and even the boilerplate texts will still make me be like “What in the tarnation?” Like literal tarnation.
Those war criminals in DC in later Bush administrations were so appalling and demoralizing that it’s hard to remember they’re able to be right about any single thing.
Wow that Donald Trump guy is starting to look attractive for the first time in human history.
I never have a pithy way to correct people who mention survival of the fittest.
It is, in fact, only survival of the fit enough.
This is the only Reddit tradition that has no name. But we used to celebrate it at least once every three months, if I can recall correctly.
They’d be super offensés if they could speak a real language. Thanks for half our vocabulary, suckeurs.
Please, no. I need to believe there’s still a place where things aren’t worsening.
cleverly also called “dogfooding”
Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.
Unambiguous pedantry suffices
When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.
It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23677247
> Ensh*ttification > > https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/112956803111115013
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18281066
> Least long-winded speech of Cicero
- never signed up for anything like this,
- never donated to or signed up for emails from the DNC, et al.,
- political texts like this come all the time, and
- I hesitate to reply “stop” because I don’t want them to know this is a live number (is my instinct here outdated/inapplicable?)
This sounds made up.
I purchased a song on iTunes a long time ago, during the time that an Apple ID was required to unlock access to the file. I lost access to the associated email address and Apple ID password. I don’t want to steal a song that I morally own. How do I unlock the file without the Apple ID password?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17689141
> I'll just save them in this folder so that I can totally come back later and read them.
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2997684
> cunk
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/24438424
> Drag Race Rule
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16743680
> ghoti rule