you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?
Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken
how do I install X
Go to joinmastodon(dot)org, pick an open server, then enter your email, a username and a password. easy
that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?
“Enjoy the next 24 hours”
sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”
Cartoon Network then: cartoons
Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat
that was such a great movie, I liked the part when you said “it’s barbin’ time” and totally barbed all over those guys
…or have enough money time. But they say time is money so either way works
There was that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal, and Squid Game.
Only in EU/EEA countries. So us here in Gilead America are SOL at the moment
Can’t speak for TikTok as i’ve never really used it, but Shorts and Reels do have a seek bar at the bottom of the screen. It’s barely noticeable at first but it’s there. And on Shorts you can tap once on the screen to pause the video if you’re on mobile.
Now, I love to hate on the smartphone-ification of web video as much as the next person, but this meme just feels like bait.
Ask some people why Windows Vista failed and they will tell you that most of the problem came from hardware compatibility. I don't remember ever having problems with Vista back when I used it. Then again I was running it on a brand new computer with the OS in question preinstalled.
And that's another thing, I think you're pretty much expected to upgrade your hardware at least every few years. I'd like to think that the people who had problems with Vista kept the same white-box PC they've had since 98SE, or even 95. Vista ran great if you had the right hardware. Maybe if Microsoft had optimized their OS even for XP-era machines it would have seen greater adoption.
I also really liked the Aero glass theme, it made younger me feel like I was in the future. Those gadgets at the side of the desktop were pretty cool too. Overall I think it was definitely ahead of its time, and with support for current software and hardware, would have been a solid choice for average computer users today.
The gas station bathroom is often one of the worst places to piss enshittification.
Ever since you were born the world is constantly changing, not just through big events but in smaller ways too.
Title.
(EDIT: I’m not actually going to do it. This is purely hypothetical.)