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‘Entire ecosystem’ of fossils 8.7m years old found under Los Angeles high school
  • So this school was built on an ancient Pleistocene burial ground. I know that trope well enough to know what happened next

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    Toothpaste conspiracy rule
  • The one recommended by the health insurance companies kills you early and fast after your pay-in period without causing large healthcare costs.

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  • Cursed confessions

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    The Science of Storytelling
  • Twister his arms wide open

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    Thoughts
  • Haha, but my only intrusive thought is that the wizard cat is a cute chonker

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    What are your favorite examples of 'media within media' (e.g., shows, stories, or movies inside of other shows or books)?
  • You're taking a vacation from normalcy. The setting, a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery, and there's also some mystery floating in the pool. Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock, but it will open... The Scary Door.

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  • Eine Gewindeschneidmaschine (weil ich in deine Mutter eindringe)

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    If you could time travel, what would you change ?
  • Smoking was discovered independently in many cultures with different substances used by different cultures. In the Americas, it was tobacco, while the Scythians of Central Asia used cannabis in ritualistic hotboxes, as evidenced by archaeological finds of smoking tools in kurgans. Other regions, like India and Southeast Asia, saw the smoking of opium and herbs.

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    If you could time travel, what would you change ?
  • In this scenario Lenin does not manage to take over Russia and the warning to the world by the real life examples of Germany and Italy about the dangers of fashism does not happen either. Authoritarianism raises its ugly head later in a world with better weapons and more destructive potential for humanity.

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  • Klar, man muss den Tab rektal einführen

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  • Examples: Itchy & Scratchy from The Simpsons, The Scary Door from Futurama, or The Grand Inquisitor from Dostoevsky.

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    Wild times in a wild world
  • We knew well enough that a pandemic was a realistic risk and had SARS-1 and MERS as warning shots but we're still not very well prepared at the outset of COVID.

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    If Lemmy was a physical place, what would it look like?
  • It is one of this places that were built by anarchists without any license and look, smell and feel quite funky. The audience though is really nerdy. So the closest that comes to mind is a Hacker space in a large European city.

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  • cat -A bum_sentence.txt

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  • Die armen Menschen bei SAP in Walldorf mit ihren 5000€ Fahrrädern

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    Tinder is not a Microblog, but this fits here
  • For me it almost sounded like a premise for a modern romcom.

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    Tinder is not a Microblog, but this fits here
  • You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions

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    Tinder is not a Microblog, but this fits here
  • Well it is an expensive date/hobby

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  • Tinder is not a Microblog, but this fits here

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    Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet
  • Well, here we go again! The internet was supposed to be freedom, but now it's just a playground for Big Brother and corporate greed. Y'all see this Y2K “bug”? IT’S NOT A BUG, it’s a SCAM to reset everything and put us under CONTROL! Bill Gates, Al Gore, ALL of ‘em are in on it. Soon, you won’t be able to load a page without the Feds watching you.

    Wake UP, people! You think AOL and Micro$oft care about "innovation"? LOL. It’s all about taking over! AOL’s already bought up Netscape! What’s next, paying to send an email? Think your ICQ is private? LOL, it’s government spyware!

    And don’t get me started on the mods here. I see you silencing REAL posts about how the UN is behind all this. Keep banning me, I’ll be back! They wanna control speech before the big RESET. Mark my words, the internet will be a corporate mall by 2005, and y’all will pay just to read THIS.

    P.S. If this post vanishes, you know why. I SEE YOU, MODS!

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  • As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns

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    What other movies wouldn't work today?

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    Oh no!

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    A dog is not the opposite of a cat

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