The fur protects it for the most part.

This one looks like it has the >!"Bird is the word"!< song stuck on loop inside its head.

(Spoiler if you don't want an annoying earworm stuck in your head all week.)

It's a cool design for a food writing award, isn't it? A spoon inside a pen nib.

UrGenus is a gas giant.

By the law of names, the kid is now a cicada.

The execution happens last minute, but the mental planning has been going on for well over a day.

Edit: And over the course of 10 trips, "don't forget your toothbrush and toothpaste" slowly precipitates to the top.

Mahua is a perfectly cromulent Bengali name.

Yes.

The way I do it is if a list only has single sentences or sentence fragments, I omit the period.

If there is at least one point with two sentences, everyone gets a period.

If a list has sentence fragments and double sentences, I cry. Then I rewrite the fragments into complete sentences, complaining about it the whole time.

And presumably they've been fighting crime all night in those suits so they're likely quite sweaty and dirty. And it's Gotham dirt. Catwoman's going to wake up with a UTI.

Don't forget to outstretch your pinky for the gentle shake.

Using "basis" to mean "based on".

"Basis our discussion, please go ahead and..." "We decided on a price point basis our market research."

It makes me uncomfortable.

Hell yeah sister

You're right about the malice bit. Maybe there are corollaries?

Gillette Vector Pro Plus 3000 with advanced cooling gel pad. Makes your face look like a boiled egg.

Also known as Hanlon's razor.

He's a shifty little fellow.

According to Dankpods, it's 3. But that's a shriek, not a scream.

Also if you try and log in with a random email and gibberish password, it will fail to log in and show you the “Use local account instead” button

With a sharp knife and some practice, it is easy to just cut away the skin.

Ok Hannibal Nectar

Proboscis penis; it can make your skin crawl!

"The three of you can't do it alone!"