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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday

www.theonion.com New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the legislation as a common-sense victory for family values, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a new law Thursday requiring all Florida women to produce three healthy, white sons by the date of their 22nd birthday. “The production of white daughters will not be penalized, but they...

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I've noticed a distinct sharpening of the satire at The Onion since it changed hands.
- I didnt know the onion got new management but seems like its working.
  
  It got bought by a group of super fans who specifically formed a company just to buy it and return it to its former glory. They even plan to bring back ONN!
  Edit: the company the super fans formed is called Global Tetrahedron Corp, which long-time The Onion fans will recognize as the (now formerly) fictional global megacorp featured in countless past articles.
  
  Finally some good news
  
  YAY
  
  Oh that would be really good!
  
  Management has layers. It’s complicated.

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