3 mo. ago • 96%

It's your amigo, Ralph!

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imagines torturing Ralph for 500,000 years

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- Joke's on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he's being tortured!
  
  Played yaself, torturer!
  
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  I can imagine 500,000 years pretty quickly by imagining it in a montage.
  
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Fuck you Ralph, you'll live again the next time someone scrolls by

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- ruuuude
  
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Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!

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Ralph lives happily ever after

There you go I saved Ralph

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Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny's dumpster.

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You should be, Ralph.

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Someday far, far into the deep future, Ralph may surface again as a Boltzmann Brain.

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Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.

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Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn't me and thus I have no blood on my hands.

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- OK Google set a reminder 10 years from now to remind that gal/guy of ralph
  
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  Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.
  
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- Permanently Deleted
  
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Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?

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- No, Ralph's hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.
  
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Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.

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- Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.
  
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- Damn it now I lost. It's your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!
  
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It's scary, but it's something we all face someday. One day, I'll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.

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The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol' boy!

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goodbye ralph

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Jee thank. Just what my Monday needed, an existential crisis.

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Into the Ralphaverse

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Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.

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- Murderer!
  
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I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.

When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?

Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote "characters are not people" and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)

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Embrace the void, whatever your name is.

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You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. "Wait, I need that!"

"Bring in the logic probe!"

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Don't worry, everything will be ok because the multiverse or whatever idk

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I will always read this meme in the voice of George Carlin narrating Thomas the Tank Engine, and then immediately post this exact reply with a link to this video: https://youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=hR834siCZlYvOei1

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- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  https://piped.video/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=hR834siCZlYvOei1
  
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
  
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Die, Rulph, said the reader.

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- Phew! For a moment I thought you meant Ralph!
  
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  Rulph Lundgren died
  
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if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it

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In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously

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What if Ralph exists independently of anyone acknowledging his concept? What if Ralph has always existed, and has just been waiting for a certain memer to discover him?

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bye ralp

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Welcome to the circus, Ralph.

Now say goodbye.

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Oh no, that's not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody

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RIP Ralph

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- Who?
  
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Is Ralph the first name of Mr. Meeseeks?

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If he dies, he dies

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- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  If he dies, he dies
  
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
  
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Back in the 1940s, there was a Captain Marvel story where a scientist tells the Big Red Cheese that the entire universe is actually a dream and the sleeper is getting ready to wake up...

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Ralph lives!

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Reminds me I still have a completed Undertale pacifist run I'll never go back to because everyone is living their best life in my install.

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Big woop, everyone here including myself is a concept and no one can prove me otherwise.

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- I wouldn't bother for your sake, and I hope you stop existing once my attention span abandons you!
  
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  I can't tell if it worked.
  
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I remember this meme. Good one until the fucking boomers and conservatives got ahold of it..

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