It's impossible that they could hurt me
It's impossible that they could hurt me
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If not friend why friend shaped??
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Came here looking for this lol
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I'll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.
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200 kg? Try 800 kg
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They were cozing up to humans for the title of "ultimate hunting duo apex" but because they don't hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.
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we should have domesticated bears
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I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.
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Moreso:
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"Why, to better to hear your screams of course."
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The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they're mauling from damaging their eardrums.
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Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.
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An apex predator shouldn't have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God...
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Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp
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These are actually Viking's pet
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Cossacks like them too
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Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog
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Why do you feed your dog with people?
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They live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.
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If they were bigger they'd get bitten off more often in all the fights.
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Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don't worry, I'll mock you with your funeral.
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The irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.
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But they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.
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if not fren then why fren shaped?
We were "groomed" by plush toys...