1 yr. ago • 97%

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slaps castle

You can fit so many cats in this baby

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- now i want my own castle.
  
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  Do you realize how much 6000 cats would cost?
  
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This is exactly how I'm tryna be (I live alone in my house with my dog and my $0.003M fortune)

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- You filthy millionaire. Even your millions are filth.
  
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- Look at Mr big man over here with triple digits in the bank
  
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  That's why they call me Dollar Bill. Because I have one.
  
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People make fun of Enya's music but it's really well produced and exactly what she likes to make. What a great life, making art you love, really well, never touring, and living with your cats in a castle

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- Never heard someone make fun of her, i wouldn t even know why, her music is fire!
  
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  I find her music extremely boring. But I do know people that are gaga over her music. You can't choose what you like!
  
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- Exactly - what I'm trying to say is that if I was dying and I decided that even though I'd never particularly been into, say, Enya before but that now I really, really was into Enya and that in fact, I thought Enya was great and that Enya died for our sins and I wanted an Enya themed funeral with pictures of Enya and lots and lots of mentions of Enya, then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister to ban all mention of Enya from my funeral. Yeah?
  
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  This was my first thought, haha.
  
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*and however many servants it takes to clean and stock a castle. No way she does that on her own, or she'd never stop

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- How much of a mess do you make as one person? It's not a hotel or catering to anyone it's just a home.
  
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  One person? Not much. One person and many many cats? Probably a lot.
  
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  The cats piss and shit everywhere, even inside the suit of arms
  
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I envy Enya.

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May it be

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make it a VR game and you're equipped with a laser pointer and catnip bombs.

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- Catmophobia VR is gonna be a viral sensation.
  
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Swap the castle for a desert commune and the money for orchards and you got a deal.

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- Why would you want to live in a desert?
  
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  I suppose it's just where I currently live and I love it here. Shout out to Albuquerque lemmings!
  
  Edit: Besides lots of sun for the orchard!
  
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Whenever I think of Enya I think of this scene from LA Story - https://youtu.be/fHnZcx9k4Yg

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Why is it not a foster castle?

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- ...for cats
  
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Can you really be happy living alone in a castle knowing people out there can't afford to pay rent?

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- Get over yourself man, just let people be happy. It's okay to have nice things, you don't have to feel guilty about it unless you did something wrong to get it.
  
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  Well some would argue that accumulating this much wealth is the wrongdoing in this story.
  
  With her wealth she easily belongs to the top 0.1 % wealthiest people in the us. I think this amount of wealth surpassed the "It's okay to have nice things" phase and quickly got to the "You should take some responsibility with your inexplicable wealth!"
  
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  You don't get to live in a 100 million dollars castle while others struggle to pay rent just by doing good things. The music industry is just as rigged as hollywood. Thanks to majors and all these salesmen who make millions there's plenty of real and skilled musicians who don't get half of the recognition they deserve. It's these greedy souls that should get over themself and just let people be happy: once you are a millionare you don't really have to keep squeezing money out of the industry with your albums just so that you can buy a whole fucking castle for yourself...
  
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- I hate to say it, but yes.
  
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- I definitely could, and you know damn well the people who can't afford rent would do the same if they could
  
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  There's plenty of artists who care about their art more than money and that they don't sell their art to majors or turn into businessmen
  
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- Right, that place could probably host a double digit number of families.
  
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