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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

thehardtimes.net RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a gun next to his bed for self-defense if they’re interested in that story since they seemed to love the one about dumping a bear carcass in Central Park.

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I heard his story about dumping the bear corpse and holy shit... I cannot stand his voice. It's just irritating to listen to him talk about anything. Had no idea he sounded like that lol

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- His voice is the result of a medical condition called spasmodic dysphonia.
  
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  Damn that sucks....
  
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I'm gonna need to see that monkey's gun license pls.

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- The monkey has a right bare arm.
  
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  Does he have a left bear arm?
  
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- That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.
  
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  RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.
  
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It took me going to that site to realise this was satire. I just figured for RFK JNR this headline made perfect sense.

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