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Randomly remembered Snoop ultimate smoothness lesson #427
  • “He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris so I have nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump.” - Snoop because Donald pardoned the co-founder of Death Row Records Source Jan 29, 2024 - HuffPo

    It's really weird to see Snoop continuing to get treated like some sort of cross-generational wholesome Santa Claus. He's just a run-of-the-mill selfish millionaire. There's a reason he gets along so well with Martha Stewart. He has nothing in common with you and doesn't give a shit about anything but himself and his personal brand. There are legit icons of Hip Hop worth celebrating and deserving of being beloved public figures, but Snoop Dogg is not one of them.

    Edit: some of you appear to believe it’s okay to be a Trump supporter as long as Donald Trump did your buddy a favor. So allow me to clear this up, it’s not. Hell, supporting a fascist just because he did your buddy a favor is barely better than being openly fascist and only furthers my point that Snoop is a selfish piece of shit.

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    Far-right influencers are turning against Trump’s campaign
  • To expand on that, I think these are people looking to set themselves up for continued grifting in the post-Trump fascist movement. Being just critical enough “of the Trump campaign” now will allow them to say they jumped ship in August 2024 without actually committing to abandoning Trump until after the election. They want to be in a position to claim they were ahead of the curve due to their astute political acumen. But don’t want the short term fall out from actually doing it, nor the potential risk of being proven wrong in November.

    It’s a transparent move, but it’ll be effective on the post-Trump MAGA base, as these are generally not bright people.

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    National Black farmers group says supporting GOP ticket "off the table" after JD Vance's attack
  • You just normally see an article about a Sunday press appearance earlier than Saturday.

    Holy shit dude. For the last time, the article is about the founder of the National Black Farmer Association's comments regarding what JD Vance said. That's why it was written on Friday. Vance's comments were from Sunday. Then the NBFA's founder spoke out about it days later. I literally cannot dumb this down for you any more than I already have.

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    National Black farmers group says supporting GOP ticket "off the table" after JD Vance's attack
  • If you don't understand that an article written on Friday, which refers to an event on "Sunday" without any additional qualifiers, is always going to be referring to the most recent Sunday and not the future... Then I don't know what to tell you, this isn't rocket science.

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    National Black farmers group says supporting GOP ticket "off the table" after JD Vance's attack
  • Yes. The article, published on Friday, is about the founder of the National Black Farmers Association responding to something JD Vance said on Sunday. This should not be confusing you this much.

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    Elon Musk may have to sell billions in Tesla stock to rescue X
  • Nah, the problem is there's just nothing humorous about it. Not even Robin Williams could've made that bit work, and everybody loves him. (RIP)

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    National Black farmers group says supporting GOP ticket "off the table" after JD Vance's attack
  • Correct. JD Vance said a thing on Sunday. The founder of the National Black Farmers Association responded. Mother Jones then wrote an article about it on Friday. This is a fairly standard sequence of events for the news. Except, of course, in that old tv show, Early Edition, about the guy who'd get tomorrow's newspaper today and then have to prevent some tragedy from happening in every episode.

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    Vance Runs From Resurfaced Podcast Chat About ‘Postmenopausal’ Women
  • along with other things.

    See, that's the problem, you have to make up things to soften the statement that JD Vance was agreeing with. What the host, Eric Weinstein, said was “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female,” is to help raise children. There was no concession that postmenopausal women serve any other function than raising grandchildren. Stop trying to make it seem reasonable.

    Idk I expected it to be worse from this guy haha

    Again, it's because you made up a reason to pretend what he was agreeing with was a reasonable position.

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  • newsthump.com Arsehole to interview twat

    Right-wing MAGA Twitter is all a-flummox ahead of tonight’s interview of Donald Trump by Elon Musk.

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    Tough choices
  • I mean, if you're going to overthink a meme, at least get it right within the repurposed context. She technically went third party when Marge showed up. Obviously, that wasn't the intended meaning of this shitpost, as I would've included that frame if it were, but hey, you wanted to nitpick.

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    www.thebeaverton.com Horrible teacher about to become even worse student

    "This plan feels less like it's designed to teach Jordan Peterson how to behave online and more like its designed to torture some random teacher.”

    TORONTO – Former University of Toronto professor Jordan Peterson has agreed to take social media training in order to keep his license to practice psychology from the College of Psychologists of Ontario, to the extreme chagrin of every instructor who might have to teach him.

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    MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell tears into his own network for airing Trump press conference without fact-check
  • Corporate media are doing everything they can to usher in a dictatorship that will see the end of freedom of the press. And if Trump wins in November, they will deserve it. The problem, of course, is they're going to drag all of us along with them.

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    MAGA Turns on Joe Rogan as He Endorses RFK Jr. and Not Trump
  • I have no trouble believing Joe Rogan's support for RFK Jr. is genuine, but sure, we can pretend he's just doing it to get attention for his humble little $250mil podcast. It's not like he's got a decade's long public history of being a stupid fucking meathead or anything...

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  • www.thedailybeast.com MAGA Turns on Joe Rogan as He Endorses RFK Jr. and Not Trump

    Right-wingers on X are not impressed that the popular podcaster is throwing his weight behind RFK Jr.

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    thehardtimes.net Harvard Study Concludes that 100% of Millennials Have Rotten.com-Related PTSD

    Researchers at Harvard University determined that 100% of Millennials suffer from PTSD linked to exposure to the website rotten.com.

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    newsthump.com Anything other than shouting angrily about immigrants now considered ‘dangerously woke’

    With the exception of shouting angrily about immigration, literally everything a person can do or say should be considered ‘dangerously woke’ and is therefore not to be encouraged or trusted.

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    reductress.com Guy Who Says Slurs Draws the Line at 'Weird'

    In a confusing story emerging from Phoenix, AZ, 27-year-old self-proclaimed “tell it like it is”-type of guy Pierson Miller has no problem saying every slur under the sun, but has drawn a hard line at being called “weird.” “It’s just such a rude and callous thing to say about someone,” Piers

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    thehardtimes.net RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

    Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a gun next to his bed for self-defense if they’re interested in that story since they seemed to love the one about dumping a bear carcass in Central Park.

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    www.huffpost.com Fox News' Anti-Tim Walz Supercut Sure Makes Him Look Good

    "A compilation of a politician taking care of people while also taking accountability for any issues during his leadership? Oh, the horror..." is how one person reacted.

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    www.theonion.com Federated Union Of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers Endorses RFK Jr.

    MONTPELIER, VT—Making the announcement from the steps of the powerful organization’s national headquarters, the Federated Union of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers endorsed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for president on Monday. “The Federated Union of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers stands 100% behind Robert F. Kennedy Jr...

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    www.washingtonpost.com A mom struggles to feed her kids after GOP states reject federal funds

    In her rural Oklahoma town, Tabitha Shinn calculates down to the penny for groceries for her three teens but still must rely on giveaways from a food pantry.

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    apnews.com Banned governing body that's fueling outcry on Olympic boxers has Russian ties and troubled history

    The allegations that Olympic boxers Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-ting failed an eligibility test for women's competition have been made by only the International Boxing Association.

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    www.thedailybeast.com Jimmy Carter Says He’s Hanging On to Vote for Kamala Harris

    As the 39th U.S. President’s 100th birthday nears, Jimmy Carter told his family from hospice care that his ultimate goal is to vote for Kamala Harris before he passes.

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    theshovel.com.au JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless — The Shovel

    Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance was being provided urgent medical care today after he found out that the man used to justify his party’s policy positions was a single, childless, unemployed hippie with two dads.

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    thehardtimes.net JD Vance Further Angers Nation By Claiming “Childless Tarantula Guys” Are Pretty Cool Though

    Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance continued to infuriate the nation by claiming that men who are childfree and own tarantulas are actually kind of cool.

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    www.motherjones.com White man tells Black journalists his Black opponent is not Black

    The shocking Q&A session was a preview of what a face-to-face encounter with Kamala Harris would look like.

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