3 mo. ago • 94%

Inspirational quotes.

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Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - "Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you" 🥰

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- “Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
  
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- Words to live by.
  
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  My girl doesn't like oral :(
  
  But I love giving it so much it's actually a curse
  
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- I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome
  
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- Nyahahahahahahah
  
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Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?

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- We're sexless and afraid.
  
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never expected oprah to say something i'd expect a self-proclaimed "alpha male" who's actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive...

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- (psst it's not a real quote).
  
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  lol ate the onion again
  
  in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches
  
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You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?

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- I wouldn't stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It's fun.
  
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  Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
  
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  When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says "why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful."
  
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- Yes I do.
  
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- Steadman sucks her dick.
  
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Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don't even need to be up. We got the contract for this.

Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.

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- I want to click the link, but not sure…
  
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Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.

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I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.

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This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried

https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF

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- That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:
  
  https://www.bobcesca.com/the_onion_on_la/
  
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What if my employer is a woman?

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"Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!"

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Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?

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This regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.

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