In a fantasy setting, would you marry a zombie?
In a fantasy setting, would you marry a zombie?
Dude they're falling apart and shit
18ReplyBut there is nothing like a cool body on a warm night.
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OP is into some necro fetish
17ReplyOP either needs more or less Jesus in their life
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Some people say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.
9ReplyDry ass pussy son.
But love is love I guess¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8Replybut.. it says until death do we part.
is that amended?
and then to the other guys question, how functioning are we taking here? English speaking or just bbbrrraaaaiiiinnnssss
8ReplyLimited English and regular zombie noises.
3ReplyI'd guess a large number of Asian males would go for this. While this may sound racist, I'm speaking to the current social dating situation where males vastly out number females, causing some ....societal pressures. anything from robots to zombies to tenticle monsters... they've at least thought about it...
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What in the fresh chicken fried fuck is this question
8ReplyHow do they smell? How's their mental functioning?
6ReplyMaria just takes a bath.
As for her mentality, she’s supposed to be a zombie without craving flesh and blood because of how I developed my version of zombies.
Think like a friendly zombie.
3ReplyBut like plants vs. zombies dumb zombies or..?
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This post is a good place to remind everyone who likes zombie flicks to watch Fido (2006).
5ReplyGood idea! May I recommend Colin (2008)?
3ReplyHmm, it could be good. Thanks for the recommendation 👍🏻
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Going to the chapel and we're gonna get buried!
No. No, would not marry anyone dead WTF? Don't zombies in popular culture want to eat the living, and a bite turns you?
5ReplyNot the way I wrote them.
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Short answer: No.
Long answer: Are you out of your cotton-picking mind? No.
4ReplyThe author of this post is confirmed to be Tina belcher. She just doing research for her next friend fic
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