I got a good deal on this helmet but everyone keeps laughing at me when I wear it. I don't get it.
I got a good deal on this helmet but everyone keeps laughing at me when I wear it. I don't get it.
Is your name Biggus Dickus by any chance?
68ReplyBigus dickus prefect of Judea, crazy to have someone famous posting on social media. It is not solely the peasentry who uses it I see.
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No one cares what helmet you wear, dickhead.
Helmets are pretty much only good to protect you from a stray arrow or two, but shields are where it's at.
You're not going to turn an Assyrian blade with your helmet, are you? No, you're not.
Pick up a buckler, slap your cock helmet on and let's go to war, brother!
31ReplyNotice how you’re still alive to talk about people laughing at your helmet? That’s a good thing.
22Reply3/4 helmets are for people who don't care about their chins. Full face or GTFO.
22ReplyI want to create a whole backstory about a Smith who was wronged by a lord and made him this ceremonial helmet as a gift and presented it at a formal ceremony
16ReplyThe only problem is that there's a pretty solid chance this was by special request. Maybe the smith in your story gives it to the lord and the lord just thinks it's awesome. His enemies will tremble before his erect and throbbing masculinity!
11ReplyNothing more... interesting than a giant cock running across the battlefield.
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"I was wearing protection!"
13ReplyLooks, it's Biggus Dickus!!!
12ReplyIt's missing the big white feather you're supposed to put on the top.
12ReplyThat reminds me. It's time to polish my helmet. Anyone want to lend a hand?
11ReplyI imagine this actually goes on the penis. I don't care if it's true. Gold dick caps seem rad
6ReplyIs your name Richard cranium?
6Replydickhead
5ReplyLooks like someone is compensating for something...
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