3 mo. ago • 86%

My eyes need a better frame rate because I'm missing frames watching this spider move.

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I mean you're clearly not in a shower

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- Better signal in there or something?
  
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  Points at the community name
  
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They can burst move faster than our eyes are capable of seeing. Most of their movements are burst speeds lol. So they effectively are D&D phase spiders XD

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I have a tiny spider like this is my room. Her name is Tiny and she visits my desk when I'm working sometimes. It always makes me smile

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- I had the same partner at my last workplace. Always showed up on the top of the monitor when I'd arrive in the morning!
  
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  For reference this is them on a business card.
  
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  That's really cute ngl
  
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Have you tried unplugging your eyes, installing the later firmware and drivers and plugging it back in?

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- I'm afraid it wont reinstall correctly or I lose the drivers. This hardware is ancient.
  
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  Can you run doom on it?
  
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Used to have one that visited me every day for lunch at the office. We were friends and i would put obstacles up and then encourage him to jump onto the obstacles. This went on for several weeks until he just didn't show up one day and never again 😭

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I can't be the only one confused about whether this was supposed to be an animated image or not.

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- Just shake your phone a bunch and you'll get the jist of it.
  
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It's actually a demon that teleports from one spot to the next

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Jumping spiders (I think it's a jumping spider) just kinda be like that. They're very cute but also very twitchy.

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They do be movin' like the animation in the Spiderverse movies.

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There’s a scifi novel called Blindsight by Peter Watts that plays with this exact issue.

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They also know how to teleport short distances.

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Anyone else getting that Dr Who creepy angels vibe ?

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