4 wk. ago • 100%

So you've heard of agricultural rule

Get ready for forklift certified goth gf

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I can only zoom in and stare at her thighs for so long, but I'm pretty sure she isn't wearing a seatbelt. Which if you were forklift certified you would know is rule #1.

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- She has bondage gear on her back that attaches to the seat.
  
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  Doesn’t sound OSHA certified to me
  
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- I think there's a black lapbelt just below her actual belt, but that might be fabric or distortion in the image.
  
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  I don't think so because it would be covering the fringy seams on the right side of her shorts if she was wearing a belt.
  
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- She doesn’t conform to your rules.
  
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- Nobody at the grocery store I used to work at would wear the seatbelt. One time the district safety manager was touring and asked a manager (who didn't recognize her) about it and he got in so much trouble.
  
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Oh, so it's hot when they're forklift certified goths, but an alt girl doing donuts riding the forks of a powered jack is a "safety issue" for everyone.

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- Shit, who hasn't done donuts with one of those?
  
  … then again I'm an alt girl(ish) person too – is "alt girls doing donuts with a pallet jack" a stereotype I was previously unaware of? I didn't get declared a public menace though, much to my disappointment.
  
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- When I worked for asphalt plants as an operating engineer, we had 988 Loader Barbie. She could fill a bunker, top a silo, or dump a load in your bed. She really knew how to operate a center articulated front end Cat.
  
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  dump a load in your bed
  
  Ah, the good 'ol Heard Turd
  
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- Aaah Klaus. What happened to that guy anyway?
  
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  Here's the actor in an interview 4 years ago: https://youtu.be/9bHeyCKs66A
  
  If you're asking about the character, rumor has it that his body is still driving a forklift to this day.
  
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  He was beheaded at the end.
  
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Certified Cat girl

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- But what certification? CAT.5, CAT.7, ...?
  
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The best kind. Removes all my worries as swiftly as she wheels off them pallets

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If she plays Farming Simulator I think I'll implode

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- She does it for realsies
  
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  I think that's the other goth gf
  
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- This looks like the exact same lady as the tractor pic.
  
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I can be your CAT

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- "Who's a good little cat?"
  "Me, I'm a good little cat :3"
  "And what do good little cats say?"
  "BEEP BEEP BEEP WHIRRRRFFFFTT BONK! VRRRRRRRRR"
  
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Is the popularity of that style more out of a preference for the color or is there often a deeper ethos, culture, lifestyle etc.?

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- It used to be the latter but with instagram and tiktok it just became another empty aesthetic.
  
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  this has massive "name all of their albums" energy. people should be allowed to look how they want.
  
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To answer your question:

YES.

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Agriculturule!

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Btw, what's the grey thing on the back?

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- Propane tank.
  
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  Propane forklift? I only know with diesel and electric.
  
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- I'd guess a propane tank. I don't have any experience with forklifts, but I know there are lots of propane powered ones (in addition to the electric ones)
  
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My father was a farmer and never trusted me to drive the forklift to move the chemicals we used in our sprayer. He thought I would impale him.

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- Like, accidentally or on purpose?
  
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So you've heard of agricultural rule

YES.