4 wk. ago • 98%

How do you do fellow working class Americans?

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I'm guessing this is riffing on Vance's visit to a doughnut shop, where to the complete indifference of the employees, he ended up asking for 'whatever makes sense'. It looks like he said the same to a barber, who - not knowing what he was on about - gave him that terrible haircut.

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- The man can't even get fucking donuts. Like WTF, go in with a plan and get the fuck out!
  
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  I can walk into any donut shop and I already know what I want. If you can't do that I suspect you're some kind of foreign agent who isn't familiar with what you might find in a donut shop.
  
  BTW, it's apple fritters, and I'll have three, thanks.
  
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  Or in lieu of a plan, just pick out a donut that looks good to you. How out-of-touch must one be, to be incapable of even pretending to enjoy sugary fried bread?
  
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  In case you forgot, trump doesnt hire anyone with a brain. The few that snuck in last time didnt stick around for the firework show
  
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  Getting a dozen glazed and a dozen assorted is pretty typical for a doughnut order. No one wants to wait for the person at the counter to lost of a dozen different doughnuts.
  
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- "Just whatever makes sense"
  
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  "Give me your most normal human food order."
  
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- JD: I saw some dudes on TikTok that were showing off amazing advances in toupee technology
  
  Barber: I got you fam
  
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- Totally not weird, right?
  
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How long have you been here?

It's my third month of chemo

Ok, good.

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- How longs this Hospital been around?
  
  I can't afford to pay for my treatments.
  
  Ok, good.
  
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- vance: Why'd you wait so long and let cancer get this bad before getting treated?
  
  Cancer Patient: Because I kept getting denied from insurance and we can't afford it on our own...
  
  vance: Can't afford? I'd just walk into a hospital, I get free healthcare for life for my entire family.
  
  Cancer Patient: ...and we had to sell our home just to cover additional costs
  
  vance: ok, good. that couch looks comfy
  
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Vote for me so I can take away your health insurance!

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He is talking to the gurney.

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- And saying "See, gurney? We've her best interest at heart".
  
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The cluelessness is embarrassing.

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"...okay?"

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Didn't Walz recently say something along the lines of 'imagine them ordering something they wouldn't even know how to do it'? does anyone remember that from a speech?

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Brilliant

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