2 mo. ago • 97%

Anon is eggboy

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He'll be promoted to eggman one day if he keeps up the goo goo g'joob.

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- Heey I got that it's the beatles thing.
  
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- Sooner or later, he'll be eggmaster.
  
  All hail the Eggmaster
  
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- Bravo
  
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- The position is currently filled. The eggman = the walrus = Paul.
  
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- Then he'll have to deal with sonic meddling in his plans.
  
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Ngl, I did some short order work here and there.

Cooking eggs is pretty fucking boss. You get in the zone, keep things moving, and you get a dopamine hit from nailing perfect eggs one after another. Flow state + satisfaction for such a low investment in learning curve is nice

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Love to see those carbon steel pans, but eggboy has overloaded them with oil.

Those pans are naturally non-stick and you only need a bit of oil in them for a good fry and to keep the non-stickyness. That much oil can make them tacky and will make the eggs crunchy and dry insted of giving them that tasty pan-fried surface finish.

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- This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.
  
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  When he is ready to hatch, he will become the egg man.
  
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- I always hear about how good they are with anti stick and what not. I have never seen it work. I doubt they are as good and as little effort.
  
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Anon is the protagonist from the game Arctic Eggs.

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So much oil !

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- Those eggs are nearly getting deep fried
  
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To the tune of the Flipper theme:

They call him eggboy, eggboy!

Master of frying!

No one you see

Can cook them as he

And we know

Eggboy!

Lives by a greasy oven

Frying and lovin

Lovin his eggggggggs!

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Anon be working at a Turkish hotel

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He should try singing to them as well

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- Singing in Egglish I see.
  
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I found Eggboy's father!

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