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Clbull @lemmy.world

10mo ago

Leonardo DiCaprirule

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Did he do it again?
- Yes just recently broke up with a girlfriend that turned 26 and now dating a 19 year old.
  
  Turned 16? Seems slightly illegal

Ariel has her voice? What'd she trade for legs in this universe?
- She's colourblind now. Can't see red flags.
  
  Lmao savage
- Sense of smell.

Is that DiCaprio?
- There was a hilarious info chart that showed he left each of his couple at exactly 26 iirc
  
  Haha I never knew that. What a dick
- Yes
- Could also be the Sham-Wow guy

Someone fill me in?
- Leo splits with his girlfriends a year after they’re allowed to rent cars at non-insane rates, as it is written in the Book of Avis.
  
  Hail Avis! We try harder.
  
  I don't remember that in my copy of The Anhkana...
  
  Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie
- He keeps breaking up when girls reach 26

Haha, we sure do love our quirky Grandpa, haha!

Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.
/s

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