Every time someone asks me the make and model, I give a puzzled look
Every time someone asks me the make and model, I give a puzzled look
Well... the make is usually written on the car somewhere.
So yeah, I guess I can read.
83In a tiny font on the back of the car? Like sure jerk off over your car knowledge but that’s the dumbest way to say “duhhh everyone should know every car make and model” I’ve ever heard
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Even worse, I can identify most cars at night using just the taillight/headlight shape
65I can look at any car's headlights and tell you which way they're going.
30I can look at any car's wheels and tell you if it's run me over or not.
5Thanks again, Mitch
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17Or by the curve from a part of the wheel arch.
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One of the things I absolutely cannot do. I just don't care about cars at all.
41I love cars, but even I'm getting to a point where it's just "generic SUV", "generic hybrid crossover", "holy fuck BMWs are ugly now".
17Whenever I'm in Munich, I see a lot of BMW test vehicles, with the new parts partially camouflaged. I never really liked them, but they're getting worse really rapidly now. Their new SUV looks like it's a cyberpunk parody of an overly aggressive car.
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Cool people do something similar with birds and plants. I can do it with dogs
41I can do it with tallship designs from the age of sail, there’s more of them floating around than you might think.
7It was fun the first time I successfully identified a species of maple from almost a mile away (it was a silver, not super hard lol)
3I do birb al plant groups too (tho badly)!
But I cannot fucking remember dog breeds at all, or even distinguish between them properly.
I'm much better at identifying cats. Its just a cat, kitty, a chonker even sometimes.
3I've slowly worked on my wife and now she properly identifies species of local birds unprompted. I'm so proud of her.
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I'm one of these people that identifies vehicles by looking at them. It's a talent that impresses my kid so I'll take that as a positive! 😁
36I can do that too. Cars: four wheels, lorries: many wheels, motorcycles (or mopeds): few wheels and an engine (or it's a bicycle).
It takes a fraction of a second to parse the list once you have it memorised. It's not that hard.
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Not only am I one of those people, I'm also one who judges people for buying certain cars. Like "Ha, look at that loser who bought that early model Chrysler 300, enjoy your motor blowing up" or "is that a SUPRA that's actually just a BMW Z4?" Then usually whoever is in the car with me asks what the fuck I'm talking about and I just say "nevermind" and move on to judging the next car in silence.
Except for Tesla's, I will point at them and yell "ewwww" when I see them, but not because they're EVs, because of Elon.
19The BMW Supra is so strange to me, causes mixed feelings bigly. It's cool that the Supra is back, but it doesn't really seem like a Supra without the straight-6 cylinder and its massive torque. Anyway, I would never spend that much on a car so it's not my problem.
4Hello, are you me? I judge everybody in a lifted pickup truck the most tho
2Bro, you sound like a delight to be around. Judging people for what they drive is pretty shitty. Unfortunately, lots of people don’t have much of a choice. Like, sure, buying that
earlyany Chrysler 300 seems like a real bad idea. But maybe the person who bought it got it for the $15 that it’s worth, and maybe it was all they had to their name. And maybe they needed just any car that can get them to their job or transport their kids. Get off your high horse there.-5Yes I am aware some people don't have a choice but to buy cheap cars, I have been there as well. After high school I paid $800 for a 96 Suburban that was horrible on gas but it was my only viable option. I mainly judge people who spend obscene money on an overpriced vehicle or a big stupid truck that you can tell they only drive on pavement.
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I will remember the year, make, model and possibly trim level of a person's car before I remember their name.
18I had a friend who grew up in a factory town who could not only recognize most car makes and models, but in some cases could name people who probably worked on that car. I still think our culture is too car-centered, but that have me a new perspective on it.
18Sometimes you just need to be able to read the badge
15Like, it's just Design. Different car makes and years have different design languages. Also, they usually have a big shiny logo that tells you the make, so you can go "huge Audi saloon" -> "A8".
15Generally you can pretty accurately estimate the years (and make) of cars, due to the design preferences of the time
A 2003 Toyota Tacoma is very recognizable because of the simple and bubbly design a lot of late 90's and early 2000's cars had (coincidentally my least favorite time period of car design)
Of course there's also just a lot of stuff you pick up by seeing a car you don't recognize, researching it, and mentally noting the differences for the next time you see one!
15You probably smugly talk about 'sportsball' as well.
15It's like reading. I don't look at letters and think "that's an A and that's a B".
It's just "Miata, Civic, Explorer, etc"
Or recognizing people. I just know all these strangers names and faces.
10Hey, the whole thing about shrimp is a misunderstanding. They have more receptors for different colors, yes. But it's because their brain is so rudimentary that they can't combine the input from 3 color receptors to perceive more colors; they need a separate color receptor for every single color.
10Shrimp actually have less color range.
They've got more receptor types in their eyes than humans, but lack the ability to interpolate any mixed color data they're receiving, so they basically only see the 12 colors/shades while humans perceive an entire spectrum.
8Some cars are more iconic than others, and some cars are pretty common.
7What's a sedan?
74 door car
5SUV before it evolves.
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The comments here really don’t realise what sub they are in Lol
6I don't think it's really such a carbrain thing worth picking on.
I can also recognize a decent number of bikes by makes and models. People like to get particular about stuff. Could be clothing, animals, instruments, etc.
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I can do this and i hate it
4Same, it's such a stupid thing to live & take up space in your brainhole.
Like a 100 different brands of cereal - we should have way less "types" & just make the quality better, make them last, stop rewarding financial success to what overall costs more.
1Why would you think it's stupid to recognize visual patterns?
We're hard wired to be able to recognize human faces and all sorts of meaning behind a single face, from the person's age to their emotional state. We can extend that complex pattern recognition skillset to dog breeds, animals, tree species, fruits, vegetables, paintings, flower types, colors, and all sorts of patterns from the natural world. Even the shape of clouds tell us something about the weather, and the color of a wound can tell us something about how it's healing (or not).
Human-created patterns are easy to memorize, too: letters, numbers, fonts, patterns, fabrics, clothing types, symbols, emojis, warning labels, signs that mean "no smoking" or "emergency exit this way," etc.
So is it that much of a stretch that we can recognize an impressionist painting or an Art Deco building or even specific examples of those, and remember the artist/architect and maybe even things like the year it was created, and where it is physically located? If we're doing that kind of stuff seamlessly with our brains, recognizing a few dozen car models seems trivial in comparison.
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People have a natural taxonomic instinct, to identify animals, plants and other humans. Manufacturers of consumer goods manipulate that instinct through branding and design language, to cause you to remember and distinguish their otherwise functionally identical products. It's a form of spamming.
4It tends to be a good writing tip when storytelling to use specific details to build a detailed picture.
So, “I drove my car to the place where my friends and I drink beers” becomes “I drove the old Focus out to the abandoned track, where my friends and I would always set out lawn chairs to drink a few Coors.”
4I'm the same. people ask about a car and I'm here saying i don't know, it had like four wheels probably.
3I remember as a kid, I was mystified by this other girl on the block who could do this. I didn't understand why anyone would care. A car is a car?
Eventually I realized it's because she was super into external social status signs. She wasn't a gearhead, so she hadn't picked it up the way guys do bonding over technical stats of whatever, but she was hyper-sensitive to social status, so she picked it up along with anything else related to fashion. And cars can be considered fashion, right up there with makeup and having the right purse.
2I don't see it as a status symbol, although I'm certain that is a huge part of it for a lot of people, but fashion part is right. Cars have design styles, motifs, and trends. I don't know the names for most of them, but I can normally place a car in a 3 year range on sight. Make and model are also often very obvious through those same features, even across a larger number of years, slowly transitioning from one "age' of car design to another. I'm not a car person, but I am, in weird ways, a design nerd.
4Oh, with me it's shapes, I rely on general shapes slightly nontypically - humans included, I have fairy bad face memory & face recognition, but shapes are easy (and it's more nuanced that just a general shape of the humanoid, gaining or losing weight doesn't change it beyond recognition - like cars/boats/equipment/tools/etc, it's "important" info to understand the underlying build).
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As a shrimp-type person, I hadn't realized that some people dummy recognize make/model
2Yeah I can only remember fun cars that you see in games like Caymans, Camaros, etc. My mind has no space for the shitboxes we have.
2TIL I'm shrimp (prob bcs of all the PC gaming).
Which is fantastic news since it means my progression towards crab is going along nicely.
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