Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry
Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Pondering a hypothetical that, if proven, would fundamentally alter feline understanding of the universe, the nation’s foremost cat scientists held a symposium Friday to discuss a theoretical third food type that was neither wet nor dry. “Consider a world in which food is not split int...
Moist
27Ointment
10Quantum moist
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It's cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.
17whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire
9Same with me, offer non-binding.
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I assure you, I've had cats that have absolutely discovered gas. Much to the dismay of my nose....
17Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.
You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.
16My cat likes me to pour a little bit of water into hard food and then he licks up the water until it gets absorbed by food.
8Gravy
8Non-Newtonian cat food?
4grass
4cat puking on the bed at 3am noises
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They may be onto what preceded our universe's singularity.
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