Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry

I assure you, I've had cats that have absolutely discovered gas. Much to the dismay of my nose....

Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.

You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.

My cat likes me to pour a little bit of water into hard food and then he licks up the water until it gets absorbed by food.

Gravy

Non-Newtonian cat food?

They may be onto what preceded our universe's singularity.