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Follow the rules.

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The golden snitch.

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Of course that kid grew up to be a cop

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- For anyone unaware, Harry does indeed become a cop (auror).
  
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  AAAB
  
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Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say "yes thank you" because drugs are expensive.

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Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters' actions that didn't align with her "don't-rock-the-boat" neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

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- As others mentioned, he literally became a magic cop
  
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- Or he'd do it and get in trouble for some forced reason.
  
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  McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.
  
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This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.

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- Harry is the cops.
  
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The censored version of Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's got Stoned

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Harry Narcer

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- Narcy Potter
  
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  Narcy Pot's pot wasn't welcome in Potter's spot
  
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Only nerds don’t do drugs

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- Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.
  
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  This nerd sat down and said yeah I'm gonna discover everything that gets you high
  
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Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.

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Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh

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- What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter's a fucking narc.
  
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"oink oink, I'm a Fascist pig" -Harry Potter

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Fuck you harry potter if you won't take the blunt I'll hit it

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