Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian
Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian
NEW YORK—Noting that the 5-year-old purebred ultimately meant more to them than any of their ungrateful, deadbeat children, the nation’s baby boomers reportedly decided Wednesday to leave their entire $78.55 trillion fortune to a single spoiled Pomeranian. “Upon our death, we formally request that o...
When I said I support the fake immigrants eating dogs, this is the dog I meant.
25Eat the rich? Lol
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It figures they also wouldn't care enough to figure out that Thurston was in fact a Yorkie.
12I'm down for making a dog richer than our richest billionaires.
10wait, isn't this just the plot of the Aristocats?
6Fuck it, I'll marry a tiny dog, no prenup though he cant read.
7Me after reading the headline: "Huh? I'm confused. Is this like a collective thing? How does that work? And how many people are donating to this thing? And how much is the average donation??? I better check the source.....oh."
6This is the one where you ate the onion? Lol
9Have you SEEN real life in the past 10 years? We had people trying to cure a disease by getting a self made vaccone that was just injecting bleach, rather than getting the real vaccine.
We had rich people complain that average people were ALSO making money by manipulating the AMC and Gamestop stock prices. To the point that Robinhood illegally refused to trade stocks.
Planking was a thing.
And just a few nights ago a former president engaged in a debate with the current vice president. Among other absurd things said, he also said that Harris "put out" because she "chooses to be black", and he's ok with her being black because "that's her choice".
So yeah, absurd headlines, and people doing dumb things don't come off as far fetched like they would before. Dominoes is patching potholes in cities, because cities refuse.
We live in a world where common sense doesn't apply.
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Dude, tomorrow's already the 13th!
6Far out
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Figures
3Hm, maybe I should buy stocks in dog fashion afterall...
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