How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.
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(I love when I get to post these joke chains)
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there's 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there's 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can't quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there's 4 elephants in your fridge? -There's a mini cooper outside.
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🚀the joke
🤷 Me
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It's more of an antijoke than a dad joke.
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Check the other comments :)
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I hate that I'm subscribed to this community 😄
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa? Time to buy a new sofa.
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Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
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Not in the egg compartment, of course, but most other places will do.
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Yeah. An elephant won't stay crisp in the egg compartment.
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How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?
You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.
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But dad, there is no...
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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?
The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.
You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!