1 yr. ago • 98%

5th generation warfare

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If anyone wants to know, "Beweglichertorpfostenkrieg" is literally just "moving goal posts war" disguised as a german compound word.

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- As a German, this word was compounded incorrectly anyway. Adjectives don't get compounded. So it would be "Beweglicher Torpfostenkrieg"
  
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  Look guys, I found the Grammer Nazi.
  
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  This is wrong. That would describe a certain type of war, but specify that the war is movable.
  
  I think the "Torpfostverschiebekrieg" mentioned in another comment would be the best solution.
  
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  But surely wouldn't that imply the existence of such thing as a 'goal post war'? Because the term is meant to mean '(moving goal post) (war)', and not '(moving) (goal post war)'
  
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  On the other hand in Finnish that's can be one word: maalitolpansiirtosota. No sense implied.
  
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- Hmm they can try using that as the new Паляниця (Palanitsya).
  
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- Is it not a German compound word?
  
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  „Torpfostenbewegungskrieg“ would be correct. I‘d prefer „Torpfostverschiebekrieg“ though.
  
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  It's incorrect actually! We don't compound adjectives (Beweglicher)
  
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Putin after the war: „And with that, I declare our special operation to lower our male population a great success!“

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- increasing female to male ratio
  
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- Bro your speech mark fell off and it’s at the bottom of the word now ._.
  
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  Probably a german.
  
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It's 5th generation warfare because it takes 5 generations to recover from it

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- Huh, I just thought it was an autocorrect of "5th grade"
  
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Putin is that kid on the playground that kept announcing new rules every time he was losing.

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It's not a retreat, it's a blitzkrieg in reverse.

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- A Geirkztlib.
  
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  Geirkztlib
  
  I knew those fuckers were at it again smh
  
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Putin be like:

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My god, Putin's been playing 5th-gen chess this whole time!!

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Pretty sure Alex Jones invented that method

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P.S For those who don't know, "Ukrop" is slur for "ukrainian" which also means "dill" (like the herb)

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- As a Richmond VA native, we had a grocery store chain called Ukrops. I didn't realize it was insult in Ukraine.
  
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  oh it's an insult even in Russia now...
  
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The U.S. invented that circa 1955 lol

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Tzeench MF's be like.

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