Off by one solitude

Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

1st table is not equal to table 01 because there no 0st table

She was a lua girl, he was every other programming language guy. It was not ment to happen.

If you love me meet me at first floor

Americans 😢 British 🤷‍♂️

IS THIS Love Advice From the Great Duke of Hell??

(it's a webcomic, I loved the story)

And then he texts back 'where are you?' And then she texts back 'the first table' and he replies 'umm I'm here too. But I don't see you' confused she asks him ' table 0p?' And then '01*?' He says 'no, 00.' Releaved she says 'lol I am at table 01' he chuckles 'I am at 00, I'll go find you'

Later they get married and have kids. But relationship collapses and it ruins both of them and they cannot find the heart to love anyone again. Their children grow up broken and struggle through life. Some get arrested end up in prison, all of them repeatedly fall into a series of toxic relationships for the rest of their lives.

She is right, using 0 index for physical stuff is stupid.

In the UK it's called a ground table.

🙅 zeroth, first, second, third
👉 Zerost, onest, twost, threest

The real punch line is that in a cafe run by programmers, esoteric rules are in full force, but tables 0 and 1 are no where near each other.

Hey, if she thinks 1 is 1st index then you dogged dodged a bullet and deserve better.

Happy now all you English majors.

That is why my restaurant will number tables by UUID.

Don't wanna state the obvious, but it looks like they still ended up staring at each other for the rest of the evening.

They have shown that they still love each other, so hope they can work with their one irreconcilable difference.

It’s for the best

This would work better as Nth floor of a building

maybe she's a lua developer

DROP TABLE 01;

Wouldn't it be nice if documentation used the words index and offset consistently?

I still mess this up for lists in Python...

Isn't the guy at the zeroith table?

I love how they're looking at each other

It clearly says 1

This could be why Obiwan wound up a hermit? (Programmers of my generation at least talk about "Obiwan errors" because his name sounds like "off-by-one".)

Plot twist, neither cared about the table number

One went to the first table produced, the other to the first table placed

I work with juniper switches 0 is my 1

What more can I say

Also the plot of Before Sunset 🏆

Nonbinary

Bullshit.

Every programmer knows that 'A' in ['A', 'B', 'C', 'D'] would be the 0th item; the first item is 'B'

Why the fuck would you spell it "1st" if it's not 1?

Edit: Which is not pronounced "onest". I think people might be missing the point here; I'm actually a fan of zero indexing.