1 yr. ago • 97%

Competitive Gamer Logic

Source: someecards

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Also if I win it’s because of my skill, and if I lose it’s because my team sucks.

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- If I lose it’s because my team sucks. If I win my team still sucks but the other team sucks more.
  
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  BattleBit in a nutshell.
  
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  You play League too?
  
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“anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”

-George Carlin

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Don't forget the cheaters. They have no life, no honour and they cheat constantly.

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- Everyone else is cheating, therefore I have to cheat to even the playing field.
  
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My jackass neighbor plays in a corner room with his windows open. Playing some sort of shooter he randomly bursts into loud cussing and ranting. In my easment between houses, i heard it and thought someone was fighting in the front yard. Almost called the cops thinking there was shit going down out front. Then i realized it was jackass playing games. Man he is that dude that you break silence on the mic for so you can make so much fun of him. So god damn annoying in and out of game.

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*or is hacking

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Then why is everyone I play with a noob?

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- Cause you have no life
  
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  Hoist by me own petard!
  
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It's okay to be competitive, it's not okay to be toxic

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/me playing platformers and yelling at my controller for fucking up realizing it's normally just me... until you find out OH HEY my B butting IS actually starting to stick. It is my fucking controller again!

Buy's his 6th controller in 6 years

Seriously the the amount of stick drift, flick reverse, and sticky buttons controllers are allowed to have nowadays is ridiculous. I've dropped decent cash on higher end pads too and they still suck. PowerA Blue wired is where it's at.

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- I never have these issues on kbm
  
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  KB+M games has less rhytmic sequencies when you are to mash buttons to win. Most of the time it's just slow presses.
  
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- Roughly 10 years ago I bought an off-brand Xbox 360 controller, I still occasionally use it for playing Ship Of Harkinian and it works perfectly
  
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  Ha! I had an old off brand 360 controller too, and after about 10 years I tried to use it again and it was as hard as a stale loaf of bread that was left out for a week. None of the buttons moved 😂
  
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I am in that small minority of people who are worse than everybody

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- I always tell people that try to send invites after a match that I am not good and if you saw me near the top of any list after a match it was a outlier that probably won’t happen again for at least 50 more matches.
  
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