Being a man is when you conform your freedom of choice to one of a few acceptable choices.
Expressing yourself, showing who you really, standing up to peer pressure is for pussies, you wouldn't want to risk people accidentally mistaking you with them sexually liberated folks by admitting you like electro-swing over country.
39As a guy, real masculinity is being comfortable with your gender and not becoming uncomfortable because someone else expresses theirs.
Guys, we're workers, and problem solvers. We're also so many more things like fathers, sons, brothers and friends. Masculinity as a concept is outdated. Adapt, overcome, persevere. That's all you need.
Anyone telling you that you're unmanly because you have, or don't have something, or because you do, or don't do something, is either a fool, or selling you something.
Be a man, ignore their bullshit.
34They do the same exact thing in the pink aisle in the supermarket.
By making everything more so called feminine, and now more so called masculine, companies realized they can charge a premium and people will fall for the packaging gimmick.
That’s all I think it is.
I do like the man card bottle opener though. Would be a fun thing to bring to parties and holiday gatherings.
20“A man’s music collection should consist out of classic rock and country. …… oh yeah and also blues. See we ain’t racist we added black music”
Lol bet they mean Eric “non-whites should be deported” Clapton and not BB King.
19A man's music collection should consist of classic rock, country and blues
Does this give anyone else boomer vibes? Also, I suspect this is trying to invoke the Progressive Rock of the 1970s (Kansas, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Supertramp, etc.) and not Buddy Holly, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin or, you know, Elvis, The Beatles and the Rolling Stones
But then my man card expired in the early 1990s.
17These dudes are so uptight about masculinity. They could really use a prostate massage.
16Man card bottle opener
lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy... or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn't even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn't change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring... oh... awkward.
8I love how the internet came together in the last few years and discovered that most men aren't washing their asses properly, despite it being made common knowledge by the classic MadTV sketch where Michael McDonald's friends are all getting divorced and his wife divorces him because he and his guy friends don't wipe their asses.
5Anyone got a link for the bunghole wipes?
4The Bacon Bouquet
3What does a real need a bottle opening for? Just rip it off with your bare hands.
1Classic strawman
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