Pizza Hawaii is a Canadian invention by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese cuisine to put a South American fruit on an Italian dish, and it's most popular in Australia. How can you not love this?
83Why do people dislike pineapple on pizza?
It is pretty good, especially if you add a nice hot sauce to it.
29Pineapple + jalapeños + pepperoni or chicken is where it’s at
11Hot + sweet is really good.
5Yesssssssss! Sweet heat is where it's at. And as a bonus, my pineapple-hating family won't steal any of it.
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Most of the time is an overly hyperbolic joke. I do not like pineapple on my pizza, I don't particularly care if others do, but it can be fun to pretend like it's a huge problem on the internet.
8Because it's not heckin traditional!
5Pineapple and jalapenos is bomb. Also with black olives
4Because true pizza doesn't have fruit on it or something like that
3except tomato, of course. ... and possibly olives. ... and sometimes pineapple.
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Ham and Pineapple pizza is great
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2try it under the cheese, its magical.
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The more they complain the more I add cream to the carbonara.
17Coconut cream? Great choice!
(Jokes but no jokes, I do this IRL)
5Doofus. I make carbonaaaaaaaara the authentic Italian way. Pretty much.
I don't use guancale because I can never find it in the store, so I mix it up with Oscar Mayer hotdogs, pepperoni, and some crispy bacon. I don't use eggs because who's got time for that shit, so I mostly use mayonnaise. Bucatini and other fancy pastas are for losers so I sub in some tater tots instead of the pasta. And Pecorino Romano is expensive so I generally use Easy Cheese spray and crushed up Cheetos. I don't add cream, but I do add ketchup which does much the same job. And peas because they give that pop of color and flavor. And obviously some hot sauce because otherwise it's a bit bland. And some pineapple for that Hawaaaiiain/Italian fusion vibe.
But basically it's an authentic carbonaaaaaaaara just like you get in Rome. Oh, I like to hit it with a good old splash of A.1. Sauce because why wouldn't you? I love A.1. Sauce.
3For your personal safety, don't ever set foot in Rome /j
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I put the meme's caption into an image creator just for the heck of it.
16Ah yes. Everyone knows what the Italian-Americans thought about this historic atrocity. But it seems that people rarely ask what did the pineapples think about this. Now this is a new perspective!
10Some NC-17 shenanigans have happened to that pineapple.
4Jeez, the caption didn't mention anything about the pineapple being in a state of terror as well. ai needs to calm down a bit.
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What a ham
8I'm going to have pineapple pizza tonight just to spite you all
Pineapple pepperoni and red onion for the win.
8Actually, it was a Canadian invention, and we're sorry.
7Poor Joe Pesci!
7I saved this image to send to a friend who likes pineapple on pizza. Just waiting until a little later in the morning to not be a jerk for sending too early.
7You're a good and considerate friend, personally I've never believed those nasty rumors.
4The pineapple criminal said it made him laugh. I told him I'll always be available to tell him he's wrong about pizza.
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That does not look like the style of clothing worn back then so I will call it faked, but the jist of it is still hilarious.
5I don't think there was any doubt
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People who know.
The ending of that movie still haunts my dreams.
1That's almost worse than getting whacked with college (aluminum) baseball bats!
1Adding pineapple to pizza is like using A1 on steak. Just because people like it, doesn't mean it's right.
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