1 mo. ago • 97%

rule

14 comments

It's just a permit not a license which means for the first 6 months, he can only fuck monsters while with a licenced monster fucker to supervise.

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- And in daylight.
  
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Oooh, right, the permit. The permit for monsters, the permit chosen especially to fuck monsters. Monsters fucker permit.

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"Oh yeah, we're all coming together."

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I can't help but feel this is topical

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- It’s a PSA, gotta have a license in the UK
  
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  You have to have a license to have sex with Prince Andrew now?
  
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What about dragons?

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- Holy shit I'm reading drag comment history and I think I found my new spirit animal
  
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  Is your username a reference to Hexcorp?
  
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Me when I hear something in the closet

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Tumblr is leaking again..

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What's the best place to find monsterfuckers to date? I'm not one but my ex was, and she was insatiable.

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