No-one said he doesn't let the homies hit his ass, he's just saying if he had a pussy they could hit that too
133ReplyIf he bends over the donuts will fall off
72ReplyThats why it's wider at the front
22ReplyNot if the tip is pierced
12ReplyThe real life pro tip is always in the comments.
What about missionary, though?
2ReplyI guess you'd get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.
Probably get ants though.
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I love this community
41ReplyI’m conflicted (and addicted)…
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Voodoo Donuts in Portland used to have a contest for stacking donuts on your peen.
28ReplyThe brojob is always available too!
27ReplyKind of you to offer. When can you get round?
2ReplyOh shit, that was meant to be a dm.
Never mind. Own it. Own it.
Yeah, I've got nothing to be ashamed of.... No, no, that's not always true, post-nut clarity and all that.
Er, we all have needs, and sometimes... No, no, that's a bit entitled.
A mouth's a mouth, and what two consenting adults get up to in their garden shed is of no concern to anyone. Yeah.
Just as long as its out of view of the window so Mrs Stephenson next door doesn't get a bit of a surprise when she weeds the rose bed.
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I think either women are over estimating the size of donut holes or they are not getting satisfaction in pillow fun time.
15Replyand the length of dicks
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How many donuts could You stack on before You are unable to reach the asshole? Just wondering.
13ReplyDepends on the thickness of the donut and the butt cheeks. So probably less than one.
10ReplyAre you boasting about your phat ass, or is it just such a mighty bubble butt that it would pop anything else that got near it?
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Don't waste donuts
6ReplyIt's okay, I'll eat your dick doughnuts. Does it come with cream?
9ReplyI mean, it depends, dude, it depends.
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OwO
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