1 yr. ago • 66%

What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?

We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

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X-crements

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Now everything is X.

The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.

Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.

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- I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
  
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  I'll just leave this here
  
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- So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
  
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- Yes and No? Also X.
  
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Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".

"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."

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- Tesla Model S
  Tesla Model 3
  Tesla Model X
  Tesla Model Y
  
  Do you see it?
  
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  "Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
  — nobody, of any gender, ever
  
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  GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
  
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  Xbox series S
  
  Sony playstation 5
  
  Xbox series X
  
  Holy shit
  
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Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement

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𝕏crements

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Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.

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- Let’s go with “Xarts”
  
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"tens"

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- Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
  
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Xitting, pronounced "shitting"

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X Æ 2

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“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.

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eXcretions

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Elon said they’re X’s

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- I'm sure he knows a lot about exes
  
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- And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
  
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  Tell that to Elon
  
  https://infosec.pub/post/851827
  
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It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"

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Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes

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Twats

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Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets

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💩

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Xzibits

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An xcreet

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Twerx

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Turts

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twXt

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- Are we censoring "twat"?
  
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Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"

As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Crosses

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idc

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Skeets

(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)

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- pronounced as shits
  
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seX

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You have tweets, now they're your Ex

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Apparently, it's called a Post. How boring!

https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x

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Tents

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Fuck this stupid post.

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- kisses your forehead
  
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- So "fucks" it is then.
  
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Xcrements

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A brainfart

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