"Abandon society" mfs when they step on a rusty nail and die because they longer have access to any medical care or help of any kind
25ReplyLess bad of an outcome than working a corporate job while homeless
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Can confirm.
Here's my Buddy going through my compost.
12ReplySomebody owns the woods.
11ReplyI do that as often as possible, especially in the warmer months.
I'm old tho ... so it's not as easy to go out there when it gets cold ... even if the raccoons are friendly.
9ReplyDunno where this article got it's ideas about raccoons. The average raccoon will rob a person and leave them for dead, given the chance.
They're pretty much cat personalities, just a lot smarter and more wild.
8ReplyEh, I've had worse friends
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Anybody else see distraught pregnant women on the tops of the trees?
6ReplyThere's a raccoon that hangs out in the trees just outside my apartment and chitters at anyone nearby. I call him Frank.
5ReplyIt's time to befriend Frank. Give him a break of your KitKat or something
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Why do the tops of those trees look like people?
4ReplyLong term isolation can lead us to amthropomorphising things and sometimes even hallucinating them to be alive. I'm positive this much thought was put into it. Definitely!
4ReplyBecause They Wait
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Like this: https://beehaw.org/post/16470726 ?
3ReplyAs someone who was bitten by a racoon, back when the rabies shot was an enormous needle to the stomach, just because I opened my dumpster to throw a bag of trash in.
Fuck Racoons.
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