Y'all live in the CUMZONE while I live in the CANT (China Australia New Zealand Tasmania) zone
43Me sitting here horrified about the inevitable "Pangaea Proxima" forcing us all to live in the CANTCUM-zone
21Depends on your outlook. Tassie is a part of Oz, so you live in the CAN zone! (=
9Tasmania is fake!
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Wait, it's all cum?
25Always has been 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
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Can't spell cum without U in the middle
24The CUM Confederacy is so big it’ll make you choke.
19CUMfederacy
4I’m defederating.
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We've been so blind
14As if something was in our eyes, blocking our vision!
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Sure, if you're picking and choosing. United States of America is the formal name, while the other 2 are informal. Canada is Dominion of Canada and Mexico is United Mexican States. So it should be either CAM or DUU if you're being consistent.
8If you're being pedantic, at least be correct. Canada hasn't formally or informally been called the Dominion of Canada in any internal context since 1951.
1867 British North America Act (aka Constitution Act): "one Dominion under the name of Canada". It was a last minute change from "Kingdom" to "Dominion" to avoid a hypothetical diplomatic incident with the US. It was never the official name, only a title. Official documents were allowed to use either, for a period, but it was never the formal name.
The last vestiges were the renaming of "Dominion Day" to "Canada Day" in 1982. Any use of the name "Dominion of Canada" is now either archaic, ironic, or a hypercorrection.
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The North American Cumtinent.
6I think this is actually good news
6Ah yes. The great continent of North Cumerica. Where the oceans white with foam are exactly what you think they are.
6Greenland is in North America
4Well actually its ABBBCCCDDEGGHHJMNPSSSSTU if you only count countries(greenland is part of denmark technically) but there are a shitton of territorial disputes in that area so im not gonna argue with anyone in comments...
5All of the Central American and Caribbean countries would like a word..
4Then why don't they hang out with us
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You think that's bad, just wait for the 2026 world cup. CUM will be everywhere!
3United States of Mexico...
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