Yo, could you flag this NSFW? Don't think most people would be fine if their boss saw this wonderful pod of dicklets on their screen.
43Yeah, that probably means you should overthrow that boss and elect a new one. Just sayin'
7Why are you on Lemmy at work?
5Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shitpost on company time
33for the same reasons I access Lemmy off work
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My wife has these. You can also order little helmets and clothes for them.
EDIT: I feel the need to write that she plays with them like action figures.
24Start leaving them on jeeps.
6
Michael Reeves' favourite
21I miss the old Michael reeves
8Yes, he's out there, living life now.
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Friend-ulums.
17Is this the anti-stress-ball version of
Good that about 50 percent of all humans have already an anti-stress dick attached to them.
6And most of the rest have anti-stress boobs so it all works out
2
Is that a motherfucking Michael
8This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!
Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.
#MAGA1939 #LMFAOWTFBBQ #FREEDOMFORALLCOCKS
6Buy more than you need and redistribute them to those in need of non dozen-ist values, be the change the world needs
5
I have one of these on my shelf. My wife got one in a wedding party gift bag a few years ago.
4I only have 7 holes, though.
2I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies
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