Due to future events.
52Due to interdimensional events.
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If I printed something like this out, and stuck it to a door in a public establishment, I wonder if anyone would take it down? I suspect they would, but it would be interesting to find out.
31I'm guessing that alcohol was more responsible for whatever event led to this sign than the ouija board.
25It was the spirits?
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Alcohol did nothing wrong.
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It'd be kind of strange to enter an establishment and not see Ouija boards everywhere.
22"C'mon, let's go find a place that's spirit realm inclusive!"
11Yeah what the fuck
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"Is Stacey fucking my boyfriend?"
Y...
E..."Alright that's enough, c'mere bitch..." as she lunged at her.
15...SSICA IS, NOT STACEY.
12This is the real answer because YES and NO are their own things on the board; they don't need to be spelled. 😌
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Clearly people weren't ending sessions properly, leaving spirits stuck and overcrowded in the establishment.
14Always free your spallocs.
7"Seth summoned the ghost of his Nana and forgot to release her. That was three months ago. She's still here and she keeps moving shit around behind the bar. Last week she swapped all the kegs around and filled the ice maker with clamato. Real fuckin' funny Nana!"
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I think it's probably because some chrizzo complained, but I hope they're actually alluding to paranormal activity
6!askouija@lemmy.world must be furious!
5Due to bad reviews "Got food poisoning. Died. / Ghost"
3Using ouija boards as serving trays and food carrying boards was certainly a bold move.
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2Spirit Lives Matter
This place is bigoted
1What about a Planchette? It's not the Ouija board...
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