1 yr. ago • 76%

you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?

ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?

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Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully

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Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won't show anyone else.

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- that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home
  
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@buru5

Ask him who he is and what game series hes from

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- Something called Rance
  
  OP is afraid to admit he's playing an H-game?
  
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  ah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game https://lemmy.world/post/6575601
  
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- that's a big no-no
  
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That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer

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Draw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!

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Kick him square in the nards

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sight

unzips

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Team up

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- o_o
  
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@buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway

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DOGS: GUTS!

my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.

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