11 mo. ago • 92%

A King regardless

Let's not body shame

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Flattering angle, professional photographer trying to make him look good, beard hiding signs of aging vs. unflattering angle, paparazzi scum trying to make him look bad, no beard to hide aging.

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- The crop makes him look fat, too. In the original pictures, he literally looks like a relatively slim middle-aged man - which is exactly what is he when he isn't training for a movie. Too many people forget that very few celebrities are consistently pumping iron to the extent that they have a perfect body throughout the year. Rob McElhenney goes into detail about this topic, I recommend everyone watch it when they get a chance
  
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  Exactly. Keanu is 60 next year, I'm happy if I'll look half as good at 60.
  
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Dude looks like he’s tired of giving a fuck what the press thinks. Good for him

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- These are not the same person.
  
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  Boy, are you wrong.
  
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  Stop ruining it for them. They already opened another pack of chips feeling completely justified.
  
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Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus! Here's some poor mans gold 🖕

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- lol poor man's gold got me rolling 🖕
  
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Some people, like me, enjoy life more If they are at least somewhat physically fit.

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- That's good for you. The original meme was literally body shaming him while on vacation
  
  Edit: for the curious it was literally him at a film festival
  
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- Permanently Deleted
  
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  After some cursory research ([1] among other meta-analyses), this does not seem to be true below the age of 80. Could you cite a source?
  
  [1] https://doi.org/10.1016/S0140-6736(16)30175-1
  
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  That's what I mean too: Blanket statements are nonsense. Of course, this applies in both directions.
  
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- You simply feel better. Good on ya
  
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- Found King Julian
  
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- We’re not like you
  
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  I just mean that it seems kind of strange to equate looking somewhat unhealthy with enjoying your life.
  
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food is happiness

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- being physically unfit is hell.
  
  imagine not being able to wipe your own ass because it's too wide for your own arms to reach
  
  imagine not being able to tie your own shoes because you can't bend enough to reach them either.
  
  imagine getting winded from standing still
  
  imagine your joints screaming in agony every time you so much as stand up
  
  imagine not being able to clean because you can't reach the floor without risking falling over and not being able to get back up.
  
  i have been up to the very brink of letting my weight disable me and I count myself EXTREMELY LUCKY that I seem to have stopped on the edge and pulled back before ruining the rest of my life.
  
  The pleasure of eating always disappears IN MERE MINUTES but the consequences can linger indefinitely if these indulgences are left to go unchecked.
  
  IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
  
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  Okay but there's a bit of a difference between "Enjoy food" and "so morbidly obese that you're almost disabled".
  
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  You're right overall but it also has no relevance in this context. Keanu isn't even close to that level
  
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- food is love
  
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  Shrek is food
  
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He's a bro 👌 The he'll with how he looks.

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