Each jump brings us closer to God!
Each jump brings us closer to God!
CATCH ME, LORD, CATCH ME!
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Guaranteed to meet your maker on the first use or your money back!
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Reach out and touch faith.
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The only place a catapult will send you is hell. You need a trebuchet to achieve heaven.
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I'd say use the sling shot rides, but dont use a harness
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Isn’t there an Old Testament story where someone is walking down the road and gets back-kicked by an ox or something into then sky and is never seen again, presumed gone to heaven?
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There's enoch, who was taken up to heaven by a chariot while on a stroll, I think. He supposedly 'walked with god' and was thus holy enough to not die or something. so there's your oxen (the chariot) and went into the sky and never seen again.
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What on earth are you Babeling about?
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What on earth is that machine??
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That my friend, is an early (roman) catapult. Kind of a transitional siege engine between a giant crossbow and a torsion catapult
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What do you mean results may vary?
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They forgot the splat wall! Well you wanna go to Jesus, don't you? Its 50% faster than splat flooring. Plus its easy to clean.
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A way to deal with the dominionist cult of the US, maybe even their foreign arms too.
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Should have used a trebuchet
I know which gets better distance, but which throws higher? I'd assume the trebuchet, but it's possible I'm wrong.
The trebuchet can throw cows over castle walls from a safe enough distance to not worry about direct archery.