8mo ago

Tariffs

(This is a parody for all who were unawere)

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This is a parody, right?
- Yes
Tow the line? Tow it where Eric?
- Typo makes it better.
- Tow it to the restaurant where they say bone apple tea
Every so often Eric Trump ends up on the timeline and reminds the world he even exists.
- And that he's possibly an even bigger tool than his father.
The inside of little Eric's mind must almost literally be The Onion.
- Nah, most of it is focused on getting daddy to love him too. Unfortunately for him, daddy only wants to fuck his sister.
- Onions have layers, donkeys have layers, h_i^g_h ⁱ'_m _er_i^k_?
Biden was like a bizarro Willy Wonka, fell on his face and then spent the whole tour boring and disappointing us for ages, somehow even the psychosis bug tunnel was boring. Then he gives the chocolate factory to an Oompa Loompa with syphilis.
- Yeah I know
- He didn't hand the chocolate factory to anyone the American voters elected the idiot on their own.
  
  You consider it even remotely appropriate to let an insurrectionist stand for election? A literal traitor to the republic? Allowing him on the ballot was, I think, a crucial failure of democratic norms. One of many.
  Just as legality is not the same as morality, winning an election in a critically dysfunctional democracy is not a mandate to rule as a king.
  They're beginning to learn, too late, that the only thing keeping democracy in America is its norms. Voters were offered an insane question that should never have been asked.
- https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/fact-sheet-the-biden-harris-administration-record
  
  The specific policies were not the issue. The fact that he did not stop a violent insurrectionist from running for office is my grievance here. The metaphor being that an Oompa Loompa should not have gotten a golden ticket. Much less, one with syphilis and a malignant personality disorder.
They’re giddy with power.
Proof that the point of tariffs is to actually hurt the not rich. They know it's likely going to only affect a certain group. They're just saying it's something else while they give their rich friends tax breaks and sweetheart government money. It also serves the purpose of making the less rich more desperate for work.
Ppl need to stop purchasing non-necessities and to do the due diligence of ensuring whom you buy from is actually someone worth buying from.
America's Golden Age is actually a Golden Shower from Moscow.
*breaks us laws cutely

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