Do you think the moaning is coming from the vagina?
92ReplyDoes music come from the bell of a clarinet or the reed?
84Replylmao great point
20Replyneither. it does not make music
sincerely,
—an amateur clarinetist
13ReplyIt comes from the clarinet. You don't say the mouthpiece is the instrument.
Good chuckle though!
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Electric guitar outputs to speakers, why not this?
14ReplyThere's already a port for it 'round back. Accepts any standard 1/4" audio cable.
8ReplyThe strings aren't the instrument.
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Are you telling me it usually doesn't? Man, my wife sure is weird!
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I shocked my friends at work recently because someone mentioned Rob Zombie, and I asked, "Oh, the director of the bad Halloween movie?"
Apparently he's a musician!
25ReplyIt blew my mind a couple years ago, while shopping in a Natural Grocers, to see this dreaded gothish hippie guy on the cover of some vegan lifestyle magazine, only to realize that it was Rob Zombie.
11ReplyHouse of 1000 Corpses isn't bad. I think Captain Spaulding is a great character
What's the matter kid? DON'T YOU LIKE CLOWNS?
8ReplyRob Zombie comes off as an insufferable twat, but holy shit House of 1000 Corpses is goddamn amazing.
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Wait, he's a director?
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Disagree.
20ReplyMy wife disagrees as well. She's a musician, so, yeah.
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Not with that attitude it isn’t!
19ReplyFor those out of the loop:
19ReplyUhm, thanks, now out of the loop again.
9ReplyAmazing song though. Just awesome.
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Haha I listened to More Human Than Human the other day and had forgotten that’s how it started.
17ReplyI have to skip the first 15 seconds at work with that AND Thunder Kiss 65 just to avoid stupid questions.
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Sure it is. The moaning makes for a great opening track on Bloody Kisses.
11ReplyMan, I fucking love Type O Negative. Black No 1 was literally the first song I ever learned to sing as a wee lad(second was Black Hole Sun). I haven’t seen a reference to them in years, thanks for bringing back a whole lot of good memories!
5ReplyTime to blast the October Rust album again.
SHE SAID BURN..... TO-GETHER!
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Out of every 90s shock rock band, Rob Zombie is maybe the most tame example of this
7ReplyGot some examples?
2ReplyNot rock, but Lords of Acid are up there.
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Might be the most well known because even I know about them.
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Rob did what, one “sex track”?
How many did Lords of Acid do? Wumpscut?
It’s a sample, it’s 100% an instrument.
6ReplyMonster Magnet are also "guilty" of this
5ReplyMore human than you, man.
3ReplyMaybe not for you
3Replyxxxtentaction moment
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