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Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

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What, did he tip over Greg Abbot?

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Thats not a litterbug, that's a litterbeast

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- And an asshole.
  
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  He's a litterasshole
  
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You can get, anything you want, at Alice's* Restaurant.

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- Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that half a ton of garbage.
  
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  I don't think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on.
  
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- *Alice's
  
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  I used to listen to that song every Thanksgiving on the way to my mom's house, but my daughter won't let me anymore.
  
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- (Excepting Alice)
  
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I’m honestly amazed they did anything about it.

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- He’ll be elected governor
  
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Don't mess with Texas!

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- Fun (albeit personal) fact: I'm a Brit who was sent to work in Texas in '96. I've still got a "Don't Mess With Texas" t- shirt from that time.
  
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Definitely an asshole. That said, if it included some furniture, that could just be like, a sofa

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Got abbots mom, finally!

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- It could be 0.23ft³ or 31.99 metric cups of lead.
  
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