Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.
66ReplyBut how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?
18ReplyWith no Xmas memes after Halloween, too
6ReplyI just write angry letters to my local mall.
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Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion
5ReplyDue to climate change, she's thawing earlier every year.
8ReplyAll I want for Christmas is coal
4Replyoh god.
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They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn't even here yet.
1ReplyWith no Xmas memes after Halloween, too
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They're minerals. Jesus Marie!!
45ReplyCoal is actually split into four types
- Lignite
- Subbituminous
- Bituminous
- Anthracite
And there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.
32ReplyThere is also diamond which is technically different than coal.
5ReplyFullerenes, nanotubes, graphene... they're also different.
For illustration purposes, C60 fullerite:
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It's funny relating more with this dude these days than that other lil' dude.
21ReplyThose are some sick rocks and minerals (I have a ton of my own)
8ReplyTHEY’RE MINERALS, MAR….. oh wait, you already… sorry.
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Too soon, man. I just left a Halloween party. Are you ok?
7ReplyLegit did not occur to me it’s a Christmas meme. I am not even kidding. I was tired and high.
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Real Joe Pera vibes.
4ReplyWould be a little funnier if panel two was COAL?!?!
2ReplyThat news paper just stole that meme?
2ReplyThis is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.
1ReplyEat it, Santa.
1ReplyPalistinians support Hamas.
-2ReplySuch a sad life you must live
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