This is what I've gathered so far.
Trump Admin: "remove your DEI programs and stop your students from protesting"
Harvard: "...no."
Trump Admin: "we'll pull your funding."
Harvard: "... Aight."
Trump Admin: "we'll also remove your immigrant students visas and dig into your old tax files to make sure you're not hiding anything like the un-American, unpatriotic, loser school you are!"
Harvard: "...k."
Trump Admin: "...!"
Harvard: "..."
Trump Admin: "... Hey actually that letter was not meant for you. Someone sent that and they weren't supposed to."
Harvard: "... Okay... You might want to address that."
Trump Admin: "Stop being so whiny and acting like a child about it. Get over it."