A funeral hurst the climate. Please don’t die.
If you do, do it in the woods. So your body feeds the flora and fauna.
77I walk around in biodegradable clothes covered from head to toe in pockets filled with native seed balls, so that when I inevitably die from heatstroke within the next five years, the pockets will eventually degrade and spill out hundreds of seeds to sprout and feed upon my decaying corpse. Call that kamikaze gardening
56So you are like gurillia utaru? I’m down for that.
Hopefully you have a lot of super drought and heat resistant species that are also somehow magically hardy in climates that get winter, because the extremes are getting more extreme.
I’m legitimately so glad CRISPR is in the hands of pretty much everyone, and that kids are (and have been for many years) designing next-gen bioengineered 4H agriculture and farming projects, because they definitely have the vision to produce what we need and they don’t know they can’t do it (like we think we do) so they can!
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I keep telling people to just throw me in the bush in a burlap sack because I don’t care. I should get a will going…
12If there's enough left of me to bury then I didn't protest against cars hard enough
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I'm planning on dying at home and letting the cats feed on my corpse
2You've nailed the "reuse, recycle" parts of the triad.
4They'll just keep meowing at you. You'll have to get up to feed them eventually...
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That's in my will, actually. I have no attachment to my physical body once I'm dead. Donate me to science and put the rest of me in the ground and plant a tree on my corpse 🤷
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I found this article quite interesting as it adds some much-needed context to the original.
It's mostly saying that, on a per-calorie basis, rice produces notably more methane compared to most other grains but still very much less than animal-agriculture (specifically, cows).
Realistically, rice will continue to be needed as a staple food in many places so it can't be broadly eliminated as a food source. Most consumers who are trying to reduce emissions will be better off looking for ways to reduce their consumption of meat and dairy as it will have a bigger impact.
58The original article talks specifically about flooding rice farming. https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/your-bowl-of-rice-is-hurting-the-climate-too
Apparently, flooding the field kills weeds but allows the rice plant to survive. The plant matter decomposes and releases methane gas. The article's main point is to bring awareness to a planting technique that doesn't produce methane gas. It's clickbait more than corps doing there "take individual responsibility" thing.
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Capitalists: Climate change is your fault and here's an exhaustive list of every little thing a normal person does and how it negatively impacts the environment
You: fails to either learn to photosynthesize, or starve to death
Capitalists: Ugh, I can't believe you would do this to the environment! This is all your fault!
44Here it is, blaming emissions on capitalism again though plenty of non capitalist societies were just as poor for the environment within the context of their time. Just because in your preferred system you think you could force through the changes you want does not mean that that is a better system. What makes you think you will be in power or in the majority? If your preferred system is decentralized, that requires a lot of education, the same type that could literally solve this issue with the current system. If your system only works with massive amounts of education and trust, it cannot scale.
Maybe we should focus on the task at hand instead of trying to focus on radical change that will likely make the problem much worse before it gets better. You are literally making the situation worse because you are turning people against actual progress over your ideology.
Emissions based regulations are completely achievable and capitalist. It's called addressing an externality. Additionally, avoiding the tragedy of the commons requires international treaties which take time, economic alignment, and robust demand on all sides.
-12Emissions based regulations are completely achievable and capitalist
Yes, that's my whole point. They put the blame on us to distract us from enacting regulations with teeth. I'm not a hardcore socialist, just don't like billionaires and companies lobbying to keep laws in their favor while simultaneously blaming us for everything.
10There's a fundamental contradiction between the capitalist reach for yield and environmental regulations.
In the long run, not having environmental regulations is bad for the market. In the short run, though, businesses can make a lot of money very quickly when they're not regulated. This tension has lead to deadlock in every capitalist nation on Earth and it's not getting better.
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Definitely not massively polluting megacorps. Nope, it's definitely billions of poor people eating grain.
31I exchange the rice for lo mein every single time.
If I'm going to eat a bunch of carbs, they should at least taste good. I live in an Asian neighborhood so I eat a lot of Asian food; still don't understand the obsession with rice.
11rice is good but I'll definitely fuck with some noodles
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No, you fool. Dying means you will decompose and that causes more carbon dioxide.
10Dying hurts the climate too (╥﹏╥)
6Yes everything is climate change
Except when the elites do it, they can use private jets, hot water, gas, eat what they want and do what they want without consequences
But what you do will never be enough
Anyone who thinks this shit makes a difference and ignoring what China is doing on the daily are just virtue signaling fools
5This newspaper is from my country.
It was so badly run by some nepo hire that it went non profit.
A newspaper went non profit.
4is str.sg/o94K a unit of climate damage?
3Hahah, that's such a smooth reply tweet, I love when people use "bad english" on purpose. Is like a pair of jeans that are artificially weathered to make them look more beautiful. Interestingly, I feel like you can do it wrong and have actual bad "bad english"
2Unironically that's the plan
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