transcription: you've heard of be gay do crimes, now get ready for, be trans throw hands. be queer instill fear. be bi go for the eye. be pan end it with a bang. be ace punch face.
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"Be gay, do crime" rings right because it doesn't rhyme. It's four one syllable words each starting with a plosive. That forceful plosive sounds lends to the commanding sentence structure.
whad does it mean to throw hans?.-..-
Throwing hands means fighting. You’re essentially throwing your hand at someone when you punch them.
hmmmm. -- but it sounds kindsa .. weird....
cuz like - ..... then it sould be called "throwing fists"... throwing hans sounds like ur jus slappin ur hans all over someone else without any force... like literally throwin them on them as dead bodies... even tho they r not actualli dead, they jus appear that way.-.-
But not if you're fixin' to catch this shade, bruv.
Well if you want to throw hands on me , I would take it <3
hm... i duno if id lik that...
how about instead i jus bake som muffins n i bring tea n we have a comf lil tea party? <3
mhmmmm i feel thad be way mor fun ~
Hans, get in my arms!
neineineinein, nicht Hans.
Be cis, kick them in the piss.
Be pan, wield the pan.
Be ally, say "hi".
Is this sarcasm and actually about how pan and bang don't rhyme?
Here i thought it was because they didn't give a fuck by fucking everything
The joke is the English vowels in general
I was thinking "bang" was an alt to "fuck", since pan people are effectively attracted to everyone (that they find attractive).
eye is pronounced "I" in English I'm afraid
In typical North American and UK English dialects, “bi” and “eye” are pronounced the same. “Bi-“ prefixes are almost never pronounced as you would in some French, Spanish, or Italian dialects (ex “bicycle” vs “bicyclette”) where you would rhyme “bi” more with “bee” as in a honey bee.
I could be wrong. My knowledge of Spanish isn’t profound, and my Italian is even worse (although I do speak with my hands a lot) but I am a French Canadian and speak with a lot of French people (both Parisian and non-Parisian) so you can bet your baguette on that part.
"Be gay, do crime" rings right because it doesn't rhyme. It's four one syllable words each starting with a plosive. That forceful plosive sounds lends to the commanding sentence structure.