JD Vance to Americans: Get Off Tinder and Have a Baby
JD Vance to Americans: Get Off Tinder and Have a Baby
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JD Vance to Americans: Get Off Tinder and Have a Baby
The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
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In this economy?!?
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Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
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Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
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He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
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Furnitr
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NSFW tag, Jesus Christ dude
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No. You must look upon his child.
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I'm sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.
Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.
Regards, The world.
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I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
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I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
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We had three, and they all hate you.
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Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
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Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
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Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
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You're pregnant? OK. Good.
How far along are you? OK. Good.
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Eww
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
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James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
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Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
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It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.
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It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
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Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
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Bold advice from a couch-fucker
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Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔
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Not for finding sexy couches in your area
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does JD Vance know where babies come from
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Pretty sure he thinks that babies are conceived during and pop out 9 months after your wedding in a STATE APPROVED church
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Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.
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Does he not know what Tinder is?
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Tinder is for finding matches. Sexual predators and rapists don't need that to get someone pregnant. Basically he says you don't need to date to get someone pregnant. Just do it. That's calling for rape.
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I'd call that take on his words insane if not for the fact that it's the best explanation of his intent I've heard.
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We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
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Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
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Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
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People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.
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This American to JD Vance(and other Republicans): stop worrying so much about other people’s bedrooms, it’s the behavior of creeps and pervs.
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no breed!! ONLY preg!!
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But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
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What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
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The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
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guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.
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Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
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He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
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Wish in one hand, fuck a couch in the other, see which one fills up first
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Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?
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Americans: No.
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Nah, we're on a birthstrike
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Couches can't get pregnant JD
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This guy is tone deaf.
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Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?
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I'm single... (also not American, but that's besides the point).
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Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.
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That works both ways. "Get off Grindr and stop fucking couches."
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But the Nazis HATE babies
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One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
A flower?
Bahahahaha you beat me to it