6. It's 36°C

The Netherlands

I call my doctor, make an appointment the same day, go there, tell my story, get referred to a specialist or get meds or whatever, all covered by insurance.

Specialist: sometimes appointment within a week or 2, sometimes it takes a month. It's covered by insurance, but there's an own risk budget each year of 380 euros. So all costs up to that budget are paid by yourself, the rest is covered. But since I'm getting mental health care, I pay 380 each januari and the rest for the entire year is all covered. This year I've had a broken collarbone repaired with a metal plate with all the photos before and after, I had 2 bladder infections which needed antibiotics and I had food poisoning on holiday and intestand infection, which was all covered at home and abroad.

Insurance

I pay 180 a month. It includes dental and some extras like 9 physical therapist appointments.

Yes please! They have good music in hell. Also, in heaven there are only Christian Karens, pedophiles and antivax babies, you know how fucking annoying all those screaming babies are. And then complaining Karens on top of that.

Took us vegans a long time, but after hours in our labs we finally are ready to roll out our bio weapon.

This is clear evidence they need more guns.

The Harry Potter bean things which has awful flavors mixed in, like puke etc.

So, the only NATO country who actually used article 5 to call it's allies into war now wants to leave because the rest isn't doing enough?

I'm not buying the fancy expensive shit. But the cheap stuff fills pores and creates pimples. Also, don't use the one from last year, it has an expiration date. The protection goes down significantly.

What OP tries to say, is that he's to simple to deal with any form of complexity. He can only go as far as befriending other simple minded men who don't need anything more than beer and football and love to complain about all women.

Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that's disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)

Hey, what are you doing! Leave them hillbillies on the other side of the pond please. We've got enough shit to deal with ourselves like the AfD, Orban, nearly all EU governments being right wing, etc. I definitely don't feel like having to deal with Americans with their behavior. Let the good Americans fight the oppression in their country, otherwise nothing will stop the tyranny.

Locking people up to protect them from being deported. What a beautiful distopia

In the city of Utrecht NL they have free sunblock stations spread around the city. It shows the temp and UV rating. But buying it in store is crazy expensive and often the quality is poor. Some fancy tiny spray bottles go up to 12 euros, only good for 3 to 4 uses. wtf. Imagine being ginger, there's a ginger tax called sunblock.

Baking in the sun risks skin cancer. But people like to be tanned, so cancer is worth it for a good look.

And I want to be a millionaire!

You are completely correct, I think I made a spelling error and autocorrect changed it to this without me realizing. I'm polyamorous myself :)

Yet you made the assumption, wrote it down, and moved focus on something else instead of saying it doesn't have to be cheating. There's still a statement where you say you think he confessed to cheating, which I think is an assumption which doesn't have to be true, as I explained.

1. It doesn't say he's cheating, he could mean in his entire life he had sex with others including men, but now with their mom he doesn't.
2. If he's still having sex with others, it doesn't have to be cheating. They can have an open relationship or be polygamous polyamorous.
3. It nowhere says he's still together with their mom.

You're making assumptions.

Edit: spelling mistake.

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